Wacky Wednesday

Wacky Wednesday written by Dr. Zeus and illustrated by George Booth

《古怪星期三》 苏斯博士 著 乔治·布斯 绘

It all began with that shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn't be there at all!

一切都始于墙上的那只鞋。挂在墙上的鞋，本来就不该出现在那儿呀！

I looked out the window and I said, Gee! More things were wacky and I saw three.

我朝窗外望去，说道： 天呐！古怪的东西变多啦，我数出了三样！

I went down the hall and I said, HEY! Three more things were wacky today!

我走到走廊那头，说道： 嘿！今天又多了三样古怪的玩意儿！

In the bathroom, more! In the bathroom, more!

卫生间里还有更多！卫生间里还有更多！

I began to dress. Then I said, WOW! 4 more things were wacky now!

我开始穿衣服，然后说道： 哇哦！现在又多了四样古怪的东西！