There's a Wocket in My Pocket

There's a Wocket in My Pocket

Did you ever have the feeling there's a WASKET in your BASKET

. . . Or a NUREAU in your BUREAU? . . . Or a WOSET in your CLOSET?

Sometimes I feel quite CERTAIN there's a JERTAIN in the CURTAIN Sometimes I have the feeling there's a zlock behind the CLOCK

And that ZELFup on that SHELF! I have talked to him myself.

That's the kind of house I live in. There's a NINK in the SINK And a ZAMP in the LAMP. And they're rather nice . . . I think.