If I Ran The Zoo

If I Ran The Zoo

lt's a pretty good zoo, " Said young Gerald McGrew, " And the fellow who runs itSeems proud of it, too. "

" But if I ran the zoo, " Said young Gerald McGrew, " I'd make a few changes. That's just what I'd do . . " CION The lions and tigers and that kind of stuff They have up here now are not quite good enough. You see things like these in just any old zoo. They're awfully old-fashioned. I want something new!

So I'd open each cage. I'd unlock every pen, Let the animals go, and start over again. And, somehow or other, I think I could findSome beasts of a much more un-usual kind.

A four-footed lion's not much of a beast. The one in my zoo will have ten feet, at least! Five legs on the left and five more on the right. Then people will stare and they'll say, " What a sight! This Zoo Keeper, New Keeper Gerald's quite keen. That's the gol-darndest lion I ever have seen! "

My New Zoo, McGrew Zoo, will make people talk. My New Zoo, McGrew Zoo, will make people gawkAt the strangest odd creatures that ever did walk. I'll get, for my zoo, a new sort-of-a-henWho roosts in another hen's topknot, and thenAnother one roosts in the topknot of his, And another in bis, and another in HIS, And so forth and upward and onward, gee whizz!