CAPTAIN CAT

CAPTAIN CAT

Captain Cat joined the army. He went in when nobody was looking.

The soldiers marched in a parade. " Left, right— left, right. . . ”

Captain Cat kept in step. He knew one foot from the other.

" That cat has more stripes than we have, " said a corporal to a sergeant. " Meow, " said Captain Cat. Another sergeant looked at the cat. " Yes sir! " he said and laughed.

From then on everybody started saying, " Here, Captain Cat, " when they wanted him, instead of " Here, kitty kitty. "