The Mad Teacher

The Mad Teacher by Christina Ivaldi Copyright Black Cat Junior The Mad Teacher by Christina Ivaldi

《疯狂的老师》，作者：克里斯蒂娜·伊瓦尔迪 版权所有：黑猫少儿出版社 《疯狂的老师》，作者：克里斯蒂娜·伊瓦尔迪

This is our school. It is big. This is our classroom. It is not very big. Hurry up! Hey, careful!

这是我们的学校，很大哦。这是我们的教室，它不算特别大。 快点呀！ 嘿，小心点！

And this is our teacher, Mr Robson. Hello children. My name's Mr Robson. I'm your teacher. Mr Robson is a good teacher, but sometimes he is a bit boring. He speaks and speaks. We sleep. Did you do that? Be quiet children. Sit down please. Open your books. Look at the picture.

这位是我们的老师，罗布森先生。 小朋友们好呀，我叫罗布森，是你们的老师哦。 罗布森先生是个好老师，但有时候有点无聊，他讲呀讲个不停。 我们都睡着了。 是你干的吗？ 小朋友们安静点，请坐好，把课本打开。 看这张图片。

But today Mr. Robson is strange. We are surprised. Stand up children. Stand up. Open your books. Close your books. Sit down please. Stand up. Sit down. Sit down. Stand up. Open your books. Isn't he strange? Yes he is.

但是今天罗布森先生怪怪的，我们都很吃惊。 小朋友们站起来，起立。打开课本，合上课本。 请坐下。站起来。坐下。坐下。站起来。打开课本。 他是不是很奇怪呀？ 对呀，太奇怪了。

Mr. Robson is very, very strange. We stand up, we sit down, we open our books, we close our books. We open the door, we close the door, we open the windows, we close the windows. We are confused. Close the window. Look at the picture. Open the window. Close your books. Open your books. Close the window. Open the door. Close your books. He's very strange. Yes, very.

罗布森先生真的、真的太奇怪了。 我们站起来，又坐下，打开课本，又合上。 我们开门，又关门，开窗户，又关窗户。 我们都懵了。 关上窗户。看这张图片。 打开窗户。 合上你们的课本。 打开你们的课本。 关上窗户。 打开门。 合上你们的课本。 他好怪呀。 对，太怪了。

What is it? The teacher is not strange? Open your books. Stand up. Close your books. Read the window. Sit down. Read. Sit down on the door. Repeat. What? He is mad. We are worried. We are afraid. He isn't strange. He's mad. I want my mom.

怎么回事？老师这不只是奇怪吧？ 打开课本。起立。合上课本。读窗户。坐下。读。坐到门上。重复。 啊？什么？ 他疯了。我们都很担心，也很害怕。 他不是奇怪，是疯了。我要找妈妈。