Noodleheads Fortress of Doom

NOODLEHEADS FORTRESS OF DOOM

《面条头兄弟的末日堡垒》

I'm Mac! And I'm Mac! We're NOODLEHEADS! Teacher said we should try to fill our empty heads with knowledge. Sounds painful!

我是麦克！ 我才是麦克！ 我们是面条头兄弟！ 老师说咱们该试着用知识填满空空的脑袋。 听着好疼啊！

Where do we get knowledge? Good question. Let's ask someone in here. So, there's knowledge in books! Who knew? Look at mine! Here's mine! Now, we fill our heads with these books full of knowledge? No, I think we read them and the knowledge will fill our heads. Like magic! That's a relief! Hey, here's a joke.

我们上哪找知识呀？ 问得好。 咱们问问这里面的人吧。 哇，原来书里有知识啊！ 谁知道呀？ 看我的这本！ 我的在这儿呢！ 现在咱们要把这些装满知识的书塞进脑袋里吗？ 不对，我觉得咱们读书，知识就会钻进咱们脑袋里啦。 就像魔法一样！ 那可太好了！ 嘿，这儿有个笑话。

What is the tallest building in the world? I give up. The library. It has the most stories! I don't get it. Me neither. Knowledge is hard. Maybe your book is easier. NOODLEHEADS FORTRESS OF DOOM CHAPTER 1 IF WE BUILD IT... My book is all about the Fortress of Doom! Hey, Mac, what's all this wood in our backyard?

世界上最高的建筑是什么呀？ 我猜不出来。 是图书馆呀。 因为它的故事（层）最多啦！ 我没听懂。 我也没懂。 学知识好难呀。 说不定你的书更容易看懂。 《面条头兄弟的末日堡垒》第一章 要是我们把它建起来…… 我的书全是讲末日堡垒的！ 嘿，麦克，咱们后院的这些木头是哪来的呀？

This stuff wasn't here when we left the house this morning. WHOA! I have the best idea ever! With this wood we will build the Fortress of Doom! How? All the knowledge we need is in this book. Actually it's here on the cover.

咱们今早出门的时候，这堆东西还不在这儿呢。 哇！ 我有个史上最棒的主意！ 用这些木头，我们就能建末日堡垒啦！ 怎么建呀？ 我们需要的所有知识都在这本书里呢。 其实就在封面上呢。

We just build until it looks like the picture. But we don't even know whose wood this is! It's in our backyard. So it's our wood! I'm going to read another joke.

我们只要照着图片的样子建就行啦。 可我们都不知道这些木头是谁的呀！ 它在咱们家后院呀。 那就是咱们的木头啦！ 我要再读个笑话。