Noodleheads Do the Impossible

NOODLEHEADS IMPOSSIBLE

傻面条兄弟之不可能的事

I'm Mac! And I'm Mac! We're NOODLEHEADS! See? It's dark and empty in here. It even echoes. Listen— Hello... hello... hello... hello... I like it that way. Hey, Mac, there's Uncle Ziti. Hi, Uncle ziti! Oh, it's Mac and Mac. I have a great story for them today! What's new with you? If I told you, you wouldn't believe me!

我是麦克！ 我也是麦克！ 我们是傻面条兄弟！ 看见没？ 这里头黑乎乎空荡荡的。 甚至还有回声呢。 你听——喂…… 喂…… 喂…… 喂…… 我就喜欢这样。 嘿，麦克，齐提叔叔来了。 嗨，齐提叔叔！ 哦，是麦克和麦克呀。 我今天有个超棒的故事要讲给他们听！ 你最近有啥新鲜事呀？ 我要是说给你听，你肯定不会信的！

TELL US! We will believe anything! Well, I just watched the impossible happen! See that flat rock? A frog was sitting there. Then a snake slid up and bit its behind. That frog turned around and bit the snake's tail. The snake kept swallowing. the frog. And the frog kept swallowing the snake!

快告诉我们嘛！ 我们什么都信哦！ 好吧，我刚刚亲眼看到了不可能发生的事！ 看见那块扁石头了吗？ 刚才有只青蛙蹲在上面。 然后一条蛇滑过来，咬了它的屁股。 那青蛙转过身，咬了蛇的尾巴。 蛇就不停地吞啊吞。 吞青蛙。 青蛙也在不停地吞那条蛇！

Finally, they both swallowed each other. And POOF! They're both gone! But... but... that's impossible! Exactly! But look at that rock! There's nothing on it. Right. POOF! They're gone! Okay, time to get back to work. You know what they say, "Time waits for no one." Heh, heh, heh! It sounds impossible. But they're actually gone! I know. POOF! Amazing!

最后呀，他俩把对方都吞下去了。 然后“噗”的一声！ 他俩都不见了！ 可是…… 可是……这不可能啊！ 没错呀！ 可是你看那块石头！ 上面什么都没有啊。 对呀。 “噗”的一声！ 他们就没了！ 好了，该回去干活了。 你知道大家常说的嘛，“时间不等人”。 嘿嘿嘿！ 听起来确实不可能。 但他们真的不见了呀！ 我知道。 “噗”的一声！ 太神奇啦！

NOODLEHEADS IMPOSSIBLE CHAPTER 1 WALK THE WALK Uncle Ziti always tells the best stories! Hey! If we do something impossible, people will tell stories about us. We'll be famous! Forget it! I'm not eating any frogs or snakes! No, no! We gotta think up our own impossible thing. How do we do something if it's impossible to do it? Uncle Ziti always says two heads are better than one. If we put our heads together we can think of something.

傻面条兄弟之不可能的事 第一章 说到做到 齐提叔叔讲的故事总是最棒的！ 嘿！ 要是我们做了什么不可能的事，大家就会把我们的故事到处讲啦。 我们会出名的！ 算了吧！ 我可不想吃什么青蛙或者蛇！ 不不不！ 我们得自己想一个不可能的事来做。 要是一件事根本不可能做到，我们要怎么做呀？ 齐提叔叔总说，三个臭皮匠顶个诸葛亮。 要是我们把脑袋凑一块儿，肯定能想出点子的。

Any ideas yet? No, but I can hear the ocean. Never mind. Besides, I get my best ideas while walking. Walking is a good idea! Uncle Ziti once said always put your best foot forward. Mine are both messed up. This one is a real beauty! Here I go.

想到什么点子了吗？ 没有，不过我能听到大海的声音。 别扯了。 再说了，我走路的时候总能想出最好的点子。 走路是个好主意！ 齐提叔叔有次说，做事总得拿出最好的状态来。 我的两只脚都惨兮兮的。 这只脚可好看啦！ 我走咯。