5 Farting and Flying

Chapter 5 Farting and Flying? "Run!" Malia screamed. But Dante was already sprinting away. Spiders grossed him out, even little ones. Tarantulas the size of wolves? Yeah, forget that. Ivan and Malia caught up pretty quickly. From behind them came a loud trumpeting sound. TOOOOOOOT! The cousins slowed and looked over their shoulders. Their worry turned to amazement and shock. The spiders were flying through the air! TOOOOOOOT! Another spider blasted off a rooftop, leaving a

第五章 放屁就能飞？ “快跑！” 玛利亚尖叫道。 可但丁早就撒腿跑远了。 蜘蛛本来就够让他恶心的，哪怕是小蜘蛛。 更别说这些狼一样大的狼蛛？ 得了吧，傻子才不跑。 伊万和玛利亚很快就追了上来。 他们身后传来一阵响亮的喇叭似的动静。 嘟————！ 三个表亲慢下脚步，回头看去。 他们的担忧一下子变成了惊讶和错愕。 那些蜘蛛居然在空中飞！ 嘟————！ 又一只蜘蛛从屋顶上弹射出去，身后带落了一片

wake of shingles behind it. "Are they farting?" panted Malia. "Oh, snap," Dante said. "You're right!" One of the tarantulas landed about fifty yards away. It scrunched up its weird face and tooted again, rocketing into the air. A whirlwind of dust and gravel went spinning behind it. "Methane propulsion," Ivan said in awe.

屋瓦碎渣。 “它们该不会是在……放屁吧？”玛利亚喘着气问。 “哇，好家伙，”但丁说道。 “你说对了！” 一只狼蛛落在了大概五十码远的地方。 它皱起那张奇怪的脸，又噗地放了个屁，嗖地一下冲上了天。 一阵尘土和碎石的旋风在它身后打着转。 “是甲烷推进系统，”伊万满是惊叹地说道。

"Huh?" Malia asked. "Remember, I don't speak nerd." "Fart power," said Dante, laughing. "And it's bringing them closer, fast."

“啊？”玛利亚问。 “拜托，我听不懂你那套书呆子说法。” “就是放屁动力啦，”但丁笑着解释。 “而且这动力正让它们飞快地朝我们靠近呢。”

"Hurry!" Malia ordered. "Find a door with the thirteen symbol on it! We need to get inside, now!"

“快！” 玛利亚喊道。 “找一扇印着十三符号的门！ 我们得赶紧进去，现在就去！”