奇幻大街13号 · 3 Clash of the Cackling Cougars
Chapter 14 Nighty Night! "What are you hairless apes doing?" It was an old cougar carrying a bucket full of stinky red meat. "Why aren't you hypnotized?" As hard as he could, Ivan kicked the bucket. "Protect us, Shi-YA-na!" With a WHOOSH, Mickey Aguilar appeared. He was holding a big bag and two snowboards. "His Bratty Majesty!" snarled the old cougar, leaping to attack. "Oh, great," Mickey said, dropping everything and using his cape to disappear. "What a jerk!" Dante groaned. "Always leaving right when we—" Mickey reappeared right behind the old cougar
第十四章 晚安啦! “你们这些没毛的猿猴在搞什么鬼?” 是一只年迈的美洲狮,拎着满满一桶臭烘烘的红肉。 “你们怎么没被催眠?” 伊万用尽全力一脚踢翻了水桶。 “保护我们,诗雅娜!” 嗖的一声,米奇·阿吉拉尔现身了。 他手里拿着一个大袋子和两块滑雪板。 “是你这个小魔王陛下!”老美洲狮怒吼着,纵身扑过来攻击。 “哦,行啊。”米奇说着把手里的东西一扔,用斗篷一裹就消失了。 “什么混蛋啊!” 但丁嘟囔着。 “每次一到关键时刻就溜——”米奇刚好在老美洲狮的身后现身了
and shoved it to the ground, sitting on its chest. "Hurry! Throw some of the catnip at it!" "How?!" Malia picked up the bag, sticking her hand inside. The old cougar was snapping its jaws at the Quiet Prince, trying to bite him. "Like this!" Mickey clamped his hands on either side of its face. "Open, Hebaan!" The cougar's mouth popped open! Malia flung her handful of catnip at it. Within seconds, the cougar was snoring.
一把把它推倒在地,一屁股坐在它的胸口上。 “快! 往它身上扔点猫薄荷!” “怎么扔啊?” 玛利亚拿起那个袋子,把手伸了进去。 老美洲狮正对着安静王子咔咔咬着牙,想要咬他。 “看我的!” 米奇双手按住它脸的两侧。 “张开嘴,赫班!” 美洲狮的嘴啪的一下张开了! 玛利亚抓了一把猫薄荷就往它嘴里扔。 没过几秒,美洲狮就打起呼噜睡着了。
"Where are the rest of them?" Mickey asked, wiping sweat from his forehead.
“剩下的那些家伙在哪?” 米奇一边问,一边擦去额头上的汗。
Malia put two fingers to her lips and whistled. The sound was loud and piercing. "On their way," she said. Holding out the bag, Mickey spilled the catnip around them in a circle. Just then, the Knights of the Quiet Prince came running toward them from all directions. Dozens of cougars, snarling. "On my signal, slap your hands against the ground," Mickey told them, "and shout, "Rise up, SHE-wa!" Okay?" "Where's the dog, human cubs?" one of the cougars hissed. "Where? Where?" the others repeated, getting closer and closer, brandishing claws and spears.
玛利亚把两根手指放在嘴边吹了个口哨。 哨声又响又尖。 “他们正在过来呢。”她说。 米奇举着袋子,把猫薄荷倒出来,在他们周围撒了一圈。 就在这时,安静王子的骑士们从四面八方朝他们跑了过来。 几十只美洲狮,个个都低吼着。 “等我信号,你们就用力拍手拍地面,”米奇告诉他们,“然后喊‘崛起吧,佘娃!’ 好吗?” “那只狗在哪,人类小崽子?” 其中一只美洲狮嘶声问道。 “在哪? 在哪?”其他美洲狮也跟着喊,一边越靠越近,爪子和长矛都举了起来。
"Now!" shouted Mickey. The cousins dropped to their knees beside him and slammed their palms against the ground. "RISE UP, SHE-WA!" The catnip was blown up into the air and out toward the cougars. Almost in unison, the knights dropped to the ground, asleep. Malia stood, looking over her shoulder. "Where's the portal? Why hasn't it appeared?"
“动手!”米奇大喊。 几个表亲都在他身边跪下来,用手掌使劲拍向地面。 “崛起吧,佘娃!” 猫薄荷被震得飞到空中,朝着那些美洲狮飘过去。 几乎是同时,那些骑士全都倒在地上,睡着了。 玛利亚站起身,回头看了看。 “传送门在哪? 怎么还没出现?”
"Because we're still standing!" The kids spun around. Captain Kamak and Lieutenant Ezzy were approaching, furious. "What've you done, brats?" "We gave your troop catnip," Dante said. "Not very bright, are you? Hey, Ivan, what do you call a cougar with half a brain?" Ivan smiled. "Gifted?" "Boom!" Dante laughed. "Feel the burn, kitty cat."
“因为我们还站在这呢!” 孩子们猛地转过身。 卡马克队长和埃兹中尉正气冲冲地走过来。 “你们这群小屁孩干了什么好事?” “我们给你的手下喂了猫薄荷呀。”但丁说。 “你们脑子不太好使是吧? 哎,伊万,你管只有半个脑子的美洲狮叫什么?” 伊万笑了笑。 “天才?”“答对啦!” 但丁笑出了声。 “打脸不,小猫咪。”
