6 Another Script

CHAPTER 6 Another Script A True Story of What Happened in the Lunchroom Written by: Stella Batts It is lunchtime at Somers Elementary School. All the kids are sitting at tables. STELLA (that's me, obviously) gets to the table and all the good seats are already taken. The only empty seat is next to JOSHUA.

第六章 另一个剧本 发生在餐厅的真实故事 作者：斯特拉·巴茨 现在是萨默斯小学的午饭时间。 所有小朋友都坐在餐桌旁。 斯特拉（不用说，那就是我）走到餐桌边，所有好位置都已经被占了。 仅剩的空位就在约书亚旁边。

EVIE What took you so long, Stella? STELLA I had to buy lunch today and then I was afraid of spilling the juice so I walked extra slow. LUCY See, Evie, that's something Superstar Sam would be really great at, because she's good at balancing. I'm pretty good at balancing too, but I bring my juice in a thermos, so it doesn't spill. And also I bring a sandwich, so I don't have to eat—what is that you have to eat, Stella? STELLA It's turkey with gravy.

伊维：斯特拉，你怎么这么久才来？ 斯特拉：我今天买了学校午餐，怕果汁撒出来，所以走得特别慢。 露西：你看哦伊维，这种事超级巨星萨姆最拿手，她平衡感可好了。 我平衡感也不错，不过我把果汁装在保温瓶里带过来，不会撒。 而且我自己带三明治，就不用吃——你今天吃的是什么呀斯特拉？ 斯特拉： 是浇了肉汁的火鸡肉。

JOSHUA It doesn't look like it. ARIELLE It might taste good though. TALISA Hey, I have a joke. Knock knock. EVERYONE Who's there? TALISA Gross. EVERYONE Gross who?

约书亚：看着可不太像呀。 艾瑞尔：不过说不定味道还不错呢。 泰莉莎： 嘿，我给你们说个笑话。 敲门敲门。 众人： 谁呀？ 泰莉莎： 好恶心。 众人：恶心谁呀？

TALISA Gross, it's the school lunch! STELLA That's not a real knock-knock, you know. TALISA I know. I made it up. You're allowed to make up knock-knock jokes. JOSHUA Why didn't you bring your lunch, Smella? EVIE She forgot it, and when she remembered it was too late to turn back around, so my dad gave her pounds to buy one.

泰莉莎：恶心的就是学校的午餐呀！ 斯特拉： 这可不是正经的敲门笑话哦。 泰莉莎： 我知道呀。 这是我自己编的。 本来就可以自己编敲门笑话呀。 约书亚：臭特拉，你怎么没自己带午餐呀？ 伊维：她忘带了，等想起来的时候已经来不及回去拿了，所以我爸爸给了她英镑买午餐。

LUCY Pounds? EVIE Oops, I mean dollars. TALISA I wish it was English money! I want to see it! EVIE I'll bring some in. TALISA Plus the autographs from Superstar Sam! STELLA What autographs?

露西：英镑？ 伊维：哎呀，我说错了，是美元。 泰莉莎：我真希望真的是英镑呀！ 我想看看！ 伊维：我下次带点过来。 泰莉莎：还要超级巨星萨姆的签名呢！斯特拉：什么签名？