5 The Liony Show

5 The Lin Liony Show Just like all pandas would've done in that situation, Lin and Fu completely misunderstood Avid's request to team up, and crawled off in

5 《林与莱尼秀》 就像所有大熊猫在那种情况下都会做的那样，林和福完全误会了阿维德组队的请求，朝着

the opposite direction, leaving the TV presenter alone to scratch his head in confusion. "What's an animal actor?" Lin said as the pandas rounded the corner of the central fountain, where the penguins and pigeons were mastering their backstroke. "No idea," Fu replied as they took the path down towards the main gate. "But I heard a good joke about an actor once. Do you want to hear it?" "No, Lin said.

相反的方向爬走了，留下电视台主持人一个人困惑地挠着头。 “动物演员是什么呀？” 大熊猫们绕过中央喷泉拐角的时候林开口问道，喷泉那里企鹅和鸽子正在练仰泳呢。 “不知道呀，”福一边回答，一边和林沿着小路往正门走。 “不过我之前听过一个关于演员的好笑笑话。 你想听吗？” “不想。”林说。

Why do you say "break a leg" to an actor? I want no part of this joke. Because every actor needs a plaster. Are you sure that's not meant to be "every actor needs a cast'? Why would that be funny?

为什么你要对演员说“摔断腿”呀？ 我一点都不想听这个笑话。 因为每个演员都需要石膏呀。 你确定不是“每个演员都需要剧组”吗？ 那有什么好笑的呀？

"Lin!" Liony galloped towards them. "We have a problem!" "Why are his problems always a we problem?" Lin muttered to Fu, slowing down nonetheless to let the lion catch up with them. "I don't think he has a wee problem, Lin," Fu replied. "It's just a little dribble every now and then, and I think that's what happens when you get older. "A we problem, Fu," Lin cried, gesturing to the both of them. "Not a wee problem!"

“林！” 莱尼朝他们飞奔过来。 “我们有麻烦了！” “为什么他的麻烦总是变成我们的麻烦？” 林对着福嘟囔，不过还是放慢了脚步，好让狮子能追上他们。 “我觉得他没有漏尿的毛病呀，林，”福回答说。 “就是偶尔会滴几滴而已，我觉得年纪大了都会这样的。 “是‘我们的’麻烦，福，”林大喊，指着他们两个示意。 “不是漏尿的毛病！”

"Do you have a wee problem, Lin?" Liony asked, hearing the end of the pandas" conversation. "Because it's nothing to be ashamed of. We all get caught out once in a while." "NO!" Lin roared. "I do not have a WEE PROBLEM." For a moment, the whole zoo was completely silent. The most silent any silent place has ever been. Like a loud supermarket going absolutely dead quiet just at the moment you think it's safe to let out a really loud trumpet fart.

“林，你有漏尿的毛病吗？” 莱尼听到了大熊猫对话的结尾，开口问道。 “因为这根本没什么好害羞的呀。 我们偶尔都难免会遇到这种情况的。” “没有！” 林大吼起来。 “我才没有漏尿的毛病。” 有那么一瞬间，整个动物园都彻底安静了下来。 比所有安静的地方都还要安静。 就像你本来觉得在吵吵闹闹的超市里放个超响的屁也没人听见，结果超市突然一点声音都没有了那样。

She definitely has a wee problem. You can tell by the way she waddles. I thought that's just how all pandas walk. Maybe they all have wee problems.

她肯定有漏尿的毛病。 你看她走路摇摇晃晃的样子就知道了。 我以为大熊猫都是这么走路的呀。 说不定他们都有漏尿的毛病呢。