4 The Lin Show is Cancelled!

4 The Lin Show is CANCELLED! "WHAT?" Avid, Lin and Fu said at the same time, although it sounded more like a bunch of bear growls and a human saying "what'. "Here," the woman sighed, tugging a screen

4 《小林秀》取消了！ “什么？” 埃维德、林和福同时开口，不过听起来更像是一堆熊在低吼，还有一个人在说“什么”。 “给你看。”女人叹了口气，拽出一块屏幕

out of her bag. "It's a disaster."

从她的包里。 “这简直是场灾难。”

Avid watched the screen while Lin and Fu peered over his shoulder. "What's the problem?" they all asked at the same time. Again it sounded like a bunch of bear growls and a human saying "what's the problem?'. "It's BORING!" the woman said. "It's real life," Avid replied. "No one wants to watch a bunch of animals sleeping and eating and scratching their bums all day long!" the woman cried.

埃维德盯着屏幕，林和福凑在他肩膀后面张望。 “出什么问题了？”他们三个同时问道。 那声音听上去又像是一堆熊在低吼，混着一个人在说“出什么问题了”。 “这节目太无聊了！” 女人说道。 “这可是真实的生活啊。”埃维德回答。 “谁想看一群动物整天就知道睡觉、吃饭、挠屁股啊！” 女人嚷道。

"But that's exactly what animals do all day," Avid argued. "He's not wrong," Fu said. "I don't scratch my bum all day long," Lin retorted. "I do," Fu replied with a little smile. "Our viewers want to see action!" the woman said, waving her hands wildly. "They want to see baby flamingos stuck in sand on the verge of death and orcas whacking herrings in the face

“可动物们整天本来就是做这些事啊。”埃维德争辩道。 “他没说错呀。”福说。 “我才没有整天挠屁股呢。”林反驳道。 “我就会呀。”福笑着小声回答。 “我们的观众想看刺激的内容！” 女人说着，使劲挥着双手。 “他们想看小火烈鸟卡在沙子里快没命，想看虎鲸把鲱鱼拍得满脸都是

and weird worms that pop up from the ocean floor and give you nightmares for days. She slapped the back of her hand on the screen. "There's no drama here." Fu giggled. "Liony is going to be furious that she didn't find him dramatic enough." "Fu! This is no time to laugh at Liony." Lin cried. "That's for the end of the day." She pulled Fu close as the humans continued to argue. "This is a disaster."

还有从海底冒出来、能让你做好几天噩梦的怪虫子。 她用手背啪地拍了一下屏幕。 “这里一点戏剧性都没有。” 福咯咯笑了起来。 “要是莱尼知道她觉得自己不够有戏剧性，肯定会气炸的。” “福！ 现在可不是笑话莱尼的时候。” 林喊道。 “要笑也得等下班再笑。” 她把福往身边拉了拉，这时人类还在争论不休。 “这真是场灾难。”

"Why?" Fu asked. "Because if they decide we're too boring, they won't film us and I won't get to send my message home. I can't let those boring penguins be the reason I can't get a video to Face-Like-A-Bag-Of-Potatoes!" Avid seemed to sense the pandas knew what was going on. He smiled apologetically as though he was embarrassed not only about the woman's rant about boring animals, but also because it seemed that the entire human race

“为什么呀？” 福问道。 “因为要是他们觉得我们太无聊，就不会拍我们了，我就没法给家里传消息了啊。 我可不能让那些无聊的企鹅害我没法给‘长得像一袋土豆’发视频！” 埃维德好像感觉到两只熊猫明白现在的情况。 他抱歉地笑了笑，仿佛他不光为这个女人吐槽动物无聊感到不好意思，也因为好像整个人类