3 The Lin Show

3 The Lin Show Featuring That Guy off the Nature Documentaries "I am Avid Dattenburrow and I've been lucky enough to spend my life exploring the wild places of our planet, said Avid Dattenburrow,

第三集 《林的秀》，特邀自然纪录片里的那位名人 “我是阿维德·达滕伯勒，我这一辈子非常幸运，能走遍我们星球上的荒野之地。”阿维德·达滕伯勒开口说道，

looking into the camera lens. His lullaby-gentle tone could have soothed a riotous stampede of wildebeest to sleep. He continued, ‘I've travelled all over the globe and I can honestly say I have never seen a zoo quite like this." "And CUT!" a woman by the camera shouted. Lin and Fu stayed crouched behind the ice- cream freezer as they watched the humans gather around the one they called "Avid Dattenburrow'. He was a round man with a short white mane that flapped over his head. He reminded Lin of

眼睛正对着摄像机镜头。 他的语气像摇篮曲一样温柔，就算是狂奔的角马群听了，都能安安静静睡着。 他接着说：“我走遍了全世界，说实话，我从来没见过这么特别的动物园。” “停！” 摄像机旁的一位女士大喊道。 林和福还蹲在冰淇淋冰柜后面，看着这群人围到那个叫“阿维德·达滕伯勒”的人身边。 他圆圆的，留着短短的白色头发，在脑袋上翘得一撮一撮的。 林觉得他特别像自己认识的一位熊猫长辈。

a panda elder she once knew who had lived a life as a rock star and now spent his retirement sharing stories of his past with young panda musicians and handing out sticky bamboo sweeties to panda cubs just before their dinner. Yes, Avid Dattenburrow was that panda. He had a smell that said a monkey would sit, content, on his shoulders, swatting flies off his silver tresses- it was a smell that Lin rather liked. "That's great, Avid," the woman by the camera yelled. "Now let's get some footage of the animals

那位长辈以前是个摇滚明星，退休之后就给年轻的熊猫乐手讲自己过去的故事，还总在熊猫幼崽吃饭前给他们递黏糊糊的竹子糖。 对，阿维德·达滕伯勒就和那只熊猫一模一样。 他身上有种味道，闻着就让人觉得，猴子会心甘情愿坐在他肩膀上，帮他拍掉白头发上的苍蝇——林还挺喜欢这个味道的。 “太棒了，阿维德，”摄像机旁的女士大声说， “现在我们来拍点动物在动物园里自由活动的镜头。”

roaming free in the zoo." As the crew of humans funnelled towards the front of the zoo where the lions wandered, Avid hung back. He'd spotted two sets of fluffy black ears poking out from behind the ice-cream freezer and was reminded of the excitement he felt as a young man when he first started filming his nature documentaries.

在动物园里自由活动的镜头。” 当工作人员都往动物园前面狮子闲逛的区域走的时候，阿维德落在了后面。 他刚才看见冰淇淋冰柜后面露出来两对毛茸茸的黑耳朵，这让他想起了自己年轻时第一次拍自然纪录片时，心里那种雀跃的感觉。

"Lin?" Fu whispered. "I think that Avid Dattenburrow is coming over." "Good," Lin said. "We'll capture him and use him as a hostage to make sure our demands are met." "What demands?" Fu asked. "That we get to use the movie to send a message to Face-Like-A-Bag-Of-Potatoes! Keep up, Fu!" Lin tutted at her friend. "These humans are a tricky sort of animal. They are rude, they think they own the planet, they wear shoes, and they have no respect for personal space. We

“林？” 福小声说。 “那个阿维德·达滕伯勒好像朝我们走过来了。” “好啊，”林说。 “我们把他抓了当人质，这样就能逼他们答应我们的要求了。” “什么要求？” 福问。 “就是用这个电影给‘土豆脸’传个消息啊！ 跟上我的思路，福！” 林对着朋友啧了一声。 “人类这种动物可狡猾了。 他们没礼貌，觉得整个星球都是他们的，还穿鞋子，一点都不尊重私人空间。 我们