1 The Lin Show

BAD Panda Mites, Camera, Action!

《坏坏熊猫螨：开机！》

1 The Lin Show "Lin," Liony McLion-Face whispered into the fluffy ear of the sleeping panda. "Are you awake?" Lin, who was very much awake but wanting to lie in, stayed as still as possible. "Liii-iiin," the lion crooned again. "Wakey-wakey."

1 林的秀 “林，” 狮大脸凑到睡着的大熊猫软乎乎的耳边小声喊。 “你醒了吗？” 林其实早就醒了，可就想赖会儿床，于是一动都不敢动。 “林——林——” 狮子又拖长了调子喊。 “醒一醒嘛。”

Lin held her breath, hoping the lion might think she was dead and leave her alone. "Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, Lin, "What?" Lin snapped. "Oh good, you're up," Liony said. "I hope

林屏住呼吸，希望狮子会以为她睡死了，就不来烦她。 “林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林、林，”“干嘛？” 林没好气地开口。 “哦太好了，你醒啦。” 狮大脸说。 “我希望”

I didn't wake you." Lin growled and rolled over in her hammock. She rubbed her eyes with her paws and allowed the morning light in. "What's that noise?" she asked, sitting up.

“没吵醒你呀。” 林哼了一声，在吊床上翻了个身。 她用爪子揉了揉眼睛，迎着晨光睁开眼。 “那是什么声音？” 她坐起来问道。

Instead of the usual morning din of the zoo's dawn chorus and the rhythmic whacking of balls on bats as the tigers played table tennis with the penguins, there was another sound in its place. The grind of wheels on tarmac and the grumbles and mumbles of humans pulsated loudly against Lin's eardrums. It was a sound Lin had become somewhat familiar with since moving to the zoo. She had noticed that humans made many unusual sounds. When they were happy, instead of just growling

往常早晨动物园里总能听到鸟群的晨鸣，还有老虎和企鹅打乒乓球时，球啪啪撞球拍的规律声响，今天却被另一种声音取代了。 车轮碾过柏油路的嘎吱声，还有人们的嘟囔抱怨声，嗡嗡地直往林的耳朵里钻。 自从搬到动物园来，林对这个声音多少有点熟悉了。 她发现人类会发出好多稀奇古怪的声音。 他们开心的时候，不像普通动物那样低吼，反而会发出叮铃似的叽叽笑声。

like normal animals, they made a tinkly tittering sound. And when they were angry, instead of just growling like normal animals, they made a loud honking sound. And when they wanted an ice cream, instead of just growling like normal animals, they made a "I think it's time for an ice cream, don't you, dear?" sort of sound. Lin had decided that humans were indeed the strangest of the strange and she had met an actual sparklemuffin spider.

和普通动物不一样，它们发出一阵清脆细碎的咯咯笑声。 生气的时候，也不像普通动物那样低吼，反而会发出很大的嚷嚷声。 想吃冰淇淋的时候，更不像普通动物那样低吼，反而会说“我觉得该吃冰淇淋啦，你说对不对呀亲爱的？” 这类的话。 林早就认定人类是怪中之怪，毕竟她连真的闪光绒蜘蛛都见过呢。