5 Scale Up

5 Scale Up "Fu, write this down!" "I can't write. I'm a panda." "Fine," Lin said, jumping up and down. "Just listen up."

5 升级计划 “阿福，把这个记下来！” “我不会写字呀。 我可是熊猫哎。” “行吧，”林蹦得老高，上蹿下跳的。 “那你就好好听着。”

Fu plonked down on the pavement and gazed up at his excited panda friend. "It's clear that for me to be the baddest of bad pandas, the most rotterest of the rotters, I need to—" "Lick a poo?" Fu interrupted. "No." Lin sighed. "Eat an ice cream too fast and make your brain feel like one hundred million tiny electric

阿福扑通一声蹲在人行道上，抬头望着他兴奋得不行的熊猫朋友。 “很明显啊，要当就当坏熊猫里最坏的，坏蛋里最讨人嫌的，我得——”“舔粑粑？” 阿福插嘴问。 “不是。” 林叹了口气。 “冰淇淋吃太快，脑子冻得像是有一亿条小电鳗在里面开迪斯科？”

eels are having a disco in there?" "No." "Pick your nose?" "No." "Pick your toes?" "Are we seriously doing this again?" "I've got it!" Fu said, inspired. "Pick someone else's nose?"

鳗鱼们正在里面开迪斯科派对吗？ “不对。” “挖鼻孔？” “不是。” “抠脚趾头？” “我们真的还要这么玩吗？” “我想到啦！” 阿福灵光一闪，大声说。 “挖别人的鼻孔？”

"NO. "Someone else's toes?" "No, no, no, no, no, no, no!" Lin cried. "I need to become a snake, obviously. It's so obvious." "It's not that obvious." "Of course it is," Lin said. Lin crawled over to Fu and pointed to the sky. "What do you hear?" The pandas sat still, their ears perked up. There, over the din of shoes slapping on the pavements and overexcited children whacking

“不——是！ “那抠别人的脚趾头？” “不对，不对，不对，全不对！” 林大叫起来。 “很明显啊，我得变成一条蛇。 这不是明摆着的嘛。” “这哪儿明显了啊。” “当然明显啊。”林说。 林爬到阿福身边，抬手指向天空。 “你听见什么声音了吗？” 两只熊猫安安静静坐着，耳朵都竖得高高的。 人行道上啪嗒啪嗒的脚步声，还有兴奋过头的小朋友拿着午餐盒互相砸脑袋的喧闹声里，飘来一阵微弱的惊恐尖叫。

their lunch boxes over each other's heads, was the faint sound of shrieks of terror. "Who is screaming?" Fu exclaimed.

他们把午餐盒扣在彼此头上，伴随着微弱的惊恐尖叫声。 “是谁在叫啊？” 阿福惊讶地问。

"Those are the people gathered in the reptile zone." Lin grinned. "They are visiting the snakes." Fu could now make out the howls of crying children, pleading to leave the reptile-filled vivarium. "We are going to be such bad pandas, Fu," Lin said, gleefully. "But we need to scale up and snake up and become as bad as the cobras." "But the cobras are locked in the zoo too," Fu said. He scratched his head in confusion and then his bottom (but that was because it was

“那是爬行动物区的游客发出来的。” 林咧嘴笑了。 “他们去看蛇呢。” 阿福现在能听清小朋友的哭嚎了，他们哭着求着要离开那个装满爬行动物的饲养箱。 “阿福，我们肯定能成为超级坏的熊猫。”林美滋滋地说。 “但我们得升级，得变成蛇，要像眼镜蛇一样坏才行。” “可眼镜蛇不也被关在动物园里吗？”阿福说。 他困惑地挠了挠头，又挠了挠屁股（那是因为他刚才坐在了小朋友掉在人行道上的羊毛手套上，屁股痒）。