1 Being Good Is Boring

BAD Panda Swapna Haddow SHEENA DEMPSEY

《坏熊猫》 斯瓦普娜·哈多 著 希娜·登普西 绘

1 Being Good Is Boring Up past the gift shop and along from the monkeys, there lives a panda. Her name is Lin, because that's what her mum called her. Actually, her mum named her

1 当乖乖仔好无聊 走过礼品店，沿着猴山往前走，住着一只熊猫。 她叫林，这是妈妈给她取的名字。 其实啊，妈妈给她取的名字是

"Grrrrr-AHHHHH-RRRR-rrrrrr" but the panda keepers heard "Lin" so that's what stuck.

“嗷——啊啊啊——呜——呜呜呜”，可熊猫饲养员听成了“林”，这个名字就这么定下来了。

That's Lin there. Lin is an absolute rotter of a panda. You might be wondering why a panda that cute would be a rotter? Pandas are super-duper sweethearts, right? With their super-duper kind eyes and their super-duper fluffy heads? Isn't that why everyone loves pandas? Well, that's exactly why Lin was a rotter. She hated being cute. She hated it so much. In fact, Lin hated most things you would've thought a panda would love. She hated being cuddled.

那就是林啦。 林绝对是个熊猫小捣蛋。 你说不定会纳闷，这么可爱的熊猫怎么会是小捣蛋呢？ 熊猫都是超级无敌软萌的小可爱，对不对？ 有超级温柔的眼睛，还有超级毛茸茸的圆脑袋？ 不然大家为什么都喜欢熊猫呀？ 哎，这恰恰就是林当小捣蛋的原因。 她讨厌自己长得可爱。 她简直烦透了这一点。 其实啊，大家觉得熊猫会喜欢的东西，林大多都讨厌。 她讨厌被人抱抱。

She hated all the ooohhhhhs and ahhhhhhs and the drippy heart eyes visitors gave her as they passed by her enclosure. She also hated a bunch of other stuff you might think a panda had no idea about.

游客经过她的兽舍时，总会对着她“哇哦”“哇啊”地惊呼，还露出花痴的星星眼，她烦透了这些。 她还讨厌好多你觉得熊猫根本不会在意的东西。

She hated playgrounds. She hated ice cream, even the jelly-tipped ones. She hated bubbles.

她讨厌游乐场。 她讨厌冰淇淋，就连顶上加了果冻的那种也讨厌。 她讨厌泡泡。