Chapter 3

CHAPTER THREE: King Bum Bum

第三章： 屁屁国王

Watch this... We can use these bandages as a rope! It's held together by magical glue, so it won't break no matter what. Amazing! Catch! Got it! GRAB Now PULL!

瞧好了… 我们可以把这些绷带当绳子用！ 这是用魔法胶水粘起来的，所以怎么扯都不会断哦。 太厉害啦！ 接住！ 拿到啦！ 抓稳了，现在用力拉！

PULL PULL It's not working! BAM BA-DA BAAAM! Huh? Make way! Make way! Ahem, ahem!

拉呀 拉呀 根本拉不动啊！ 咚 哒哒咚！ 嗯？ 让一让！ 快让开！ 咳咳，清嗓子啦！

Attennnantion! I present to you... YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS LIL BUM BUM! Stand and bow before royalty! I'd bow, but I can't! Your Highness- Your ROYAL Highness! What are you intruders doing in my bog?

注——意！ 容我为大家介绍… 尊贵的小屁屁殿下驾到！在王室成员面前都起身鞠躬！ 我倒是想鞠躬，可我动不了啊！ 殿下—— 是尊贵的殿下！ 你们这些闯入者跑到我的沼泽里来做什么？

We need help, Your Royal Highness! Our friend is stuck in this quicksand, and we can't pull her out. Why should I help you after all you've done to our home? What do you mean? In all my years of being the Royal Highness of Bum Bum Bog, never before have I seen so much magic used for something it's not supposed to be used for!

尊贵的殿下，我们需要您的帮助！ 我们的朋友陷在这片流沙里了，我们拉不上来她。 你们之前把我们的家折腾成那样，我凭什么要帮你们？ 您这话是什么意思呀？ 我当屁屁沼泽的殿下这么多年，还从来没见过有人乱用这么多魔法，干完全不该用魔法做的事！

Look at all this quicksand! Our bog was beautiful before this pipe got here! GLUG Where's all that junk coming from?! Well, it connects to the magic converter on that hill... which turns the spirit magic of the bog into fuel for the big city... and all that waste gets spit back into our bog!

你看看这满处的流沙！ 这根管子出现之前，我们的沼泽可漂亮了！ 咕噜噜 那些垃圾都是从哪儿来的啊？！ 哦，它连着山上的魔法转换器…那个机器把沼泽的精灵魔法转换成大城市用的燃料…然后所有废料就都被排回我们的沼泽里了！