Chapter 9

CHAPTER 1 This is Rock Pigeon. And this is Trent, his pet twig. They are NAKED! But that's normal. It would be weirder if they wore clothes. "I don't think these pants are very us, Trent!"

第一章 这是岩鸽。 这是特伦特，他的宠物小树枝。 他们光溜溜的！ 不过这很正常哦。 要是他们穿衣服才更奇怪呢。 “特伦特，我觉得这条裤子一点都不适合咱们！”

As they fly through the city they see more naked creatures- Frillback and her new stick-insect friend, The Stickler. "Here you are!" Rock cries. "What are you doing?" "We are being NUDISTS," says Frillback. "And posing here so everyone can see us."

他们飞过城市的时候，看到了更多光溜溜的小家伙—— 卷毛鸽和她的竹节虫新朋友“小黏黏”。 “你们在这儿呀！” 岩鸽叫道。 “你们在做什么呢？” “我们正在做裸体主义者呀，”卷毛鸽说。 “就在这儿摆姿势，这样所有人都能看见我们啦。”

"I used to think being NUDE was terrible," grins The Stickler, shaking his sticky hips. "But what's terrible is camouflaging all the time. You can be NUDE and still be seen!" "It kind of just looks like you're showing off, but OK." The mood is broken when someone screams. "Ahhhhhhhh," cries a boy, pointing at The Stickler. "A spider skeleton!"

“我以前觉得光溜溜特别糟糕，”小黏黏扭着黏糊糊的屁股笑着说。 “但更糟糕的是成天都得伪装自己。 你可以光溜溜的，同时也被大家看见呀！” “虽然看起来有点像在炫耀，但好吧，随便你们。” 突然有人尖叫起来，打破了这个气氛。 “啊啊啊啊啊，”一个小男孩指着小黏黏叫道。 “是蜘蛛骨架！”

"Why does that keep happening?" says The Stickler. "Spiders don't even have skeletons. But at least I'm STICKING OUT now!" "Come on, Frillback," says Rock. "Grandpouter wants to show us something at the gazebo." "I'll stay here!" "He's a Stickler for nudity!" The birds fly to the Real Pigeons" headquarters.

“怎么老是这样啊？”小黏黏说。 “蜘蛛根本就没有骨架好不好。 不过至少现在我终于显眼啦！” “走吧卷毛鸽，”岩鸽说。 “皱胸鸽爷爷要在凉亭给我们看点东西。” “我就留在这里啦！” “他可真是个坚持裸体的小黏黏！” 鸟儿们飞往真鸽总部。

The pigeons are all there, along with their inventor-builder friend, Straw Neck Ibis. "Hello everyone," says Grandpouter. "The gazebo renovations are now complete. It is a state-of-the-park crime- fighting hub." "I have some leftover tin cans. Any of you birdos need a spare robot arm?" "But... it looks the same as before," says Rock.

鸽子们都到齐了，还有他们的发明建造师朋友，稻草颈朱鹭。 “大家好呀，”皱胸鸽爷爷说。 “凉亭翻修现在已经完工啦。 这是咱们公园最先进的打击犯罪中心。” “我还剩了些锡罐子。 你们哪个小鸟想要个备用机械臂呀？” “可是……它看起来和之前一模一样啊，”岩鸽说。

Straw Neck laughs and Grandpouter presses his foot to the wall. "It's activated by foot-recognition technology!" he says. The gazebo opens up. CLICK! WHOOSH! BOING! FLIP! "I've added LOTS of new inventions, birdos."

稻草颈朱鹭笑了起来，皱胸鸽爷爷把脚按到了墙上。 “这是靠脚部识别技术启动的哦！” 他说。 凉亭打开了。 咔哒！ 嗖——！ 邦！ 哗啦！ “小鸟们，我加了好多好多新发明哦。”