Chapter 1

CHAPTER 1 Which of these things would NEVER happen? A pigeon singing opera. "LA! LA! LA!" A pigeon and a dinosaur having a sword fight. Or a pigeon going for a swim?

第一章 下面这些事，哪件永远不可能发生？ 鸽子唱歌剧。 “啦！啦！啦！” 鸽子和恐龙比剑。 还是鸽子去游泳？

That's right—ALL these things are impossible. Especially a pigeon going for a swim! PIGEONS (not suitable for swimming) has beak not gills doesn't know what backstroke is legs too short feet not webbed Pigeons can't even dog-paddle. But they can...

答对啦——这些事全都是不可能的哦。 尤其是鸽子去游泳！ 鸽子（不适合游泳）长的是鸟喙不是鳃 完全不知道仰泳是什么 腿太短 脚没有蹼 鸽子连狗刨都不会。 不过它们可以……

FLOAT! SPLASH! SOAK! AND DRINK! "This water tastes like bird feet!" This is Rock Pigeon. He and his friends are in a crime-fighting squad called the REAL PIGEONS.

漂在水面！噼里啪啦溅水花！ 泡得湿乎乎！ 还能喝水！ “这水闻着有鸟脚丫子的味儿！” 这是岩鸽洛克。 他和小伙伴们组成了一支打击犯罪的小队，名叫“真·鸽侠天团”。

Protecting the city can be dirty work. So the squad has flown to a big water fountain in the park for a bath. Baths are usually very relaxing. "I'm a cannonball!" SPLASH! "Careful, Tumbler!" says Grandpouter.

守护城市的工作常常会弄得一身脏。 所以小队飞到了公园的大喷泉这儿洗澡。 洗澡通常都特别放松舒服。 “我是人体炮弹！” 哗啦！ “小心点，唐布勒！”格兰德普特爷爷说。

"PIGS!" says Homey. "I love baths!" "We are PIGEONS!" says Frillback. "Try to use the full word!" "But PIGS sounds cooler!" Rock isn't here just to relax. He grins at his pet twig. "Ready, Trent?"

“猪！”霍米说。 “我超爱洗澡！” “我们是鸽子！”弗里尔贝克说。 “麻烦你把词说全咯！” 可是“猪”听着更酷呀！ 洛克来这儿可不光是为了放松。 他对着自己的宠物小树枝咧嘴笑。 “准备好了吗，特伦特？”