Gordon · 2 Start A Band
It is midnight when the other members of the Meanest Goose Society arrive Shouty McGoosen, Pin-Eye Tula, Jerry Coolshades, and Honk Tooth. They are the meanest of geese. Gordon's tummy does a little backflip when he sees his old crew. He's missed them. Of course he'd never admit it, but there is no denying that he can relax around these mean geese. "What have you all been up to?" Gordon asks, grinning.
午夜时分,“最凶大鹅俱乐部”的其他成员到齐了:大嗓门麦古森、斜眼杜拉、酷墨镜杰瑞,还有豁牙汉克。 他们是所有大鹅里最凶的一伙。 戈登看见这帮老伙计的时候,小肚子还轻轻雀跃了一下。 他一直很想念他们。 他当然绝不会承认这点,但不可否认的是,在这帮凶大鹅身边,他总能放松下来。 “你们最近都在忙什么呀?” 戈登咧嘴笑着问。
"Oh. We've just been hanging out at the library... "Tearing pages out of novels. "Shouting in the Be Quiet areas. JELLYFISH! "Tipping over shelves. "Nipping people when they return books. That sort of thing." "Oh," says Gordon, "that sounds perfectly..." He is going to say "wonderful', but then he stops himself. "That sounds really mean," he says instead.
“害。 我们就在图书馆晃悠来着…… “撕小说的书页。 “在‘保持安静’的区域大喊大叫。 水母! “掀翻书架。 “有人来还书的时候就啄他们。 就是这类事儿呗。” “哦,”戈登说,“听起来实在是太……” 他本来想说“太棒了”,但及时停住了。 “听起来真的太坏了。”他改口说道。
"We thought we'd never hear from you again," says Honk Tooth, "ditching us was a really mean thing to do. "Duh," replies Gordon, "I won the Meanest Goose on Earth eight times in a row, remember? Anyway, now I need your help-and only the baddest, meanest, horridest geese will do, because there's something I need to steal." "Cool! Is it jewels?" asks Jerry. "Money?" asks Pin-Eye. "Priceless artworks?" asks Honk Tooth. "I LOVE BREAKFAST!" shouts Shouty. (He never listens and never says the right thing, and he ALWAYS shouts.) "No," says Gordon, "we're not stealing any of those things. We're stealing putty from the hardware store."
“我们还以为再也听不到你的消息了呢,”豁牙汉克说,“你之前抛下我们走了,这事儿可真够坏的。” “那可不,”戈登答道,“我可是连续拿了八次‘全球最凶大鹅’的称号,忘了? 不说这个了,现在我需要你们帮忙——就得是最坏、最凶、最讨人嫌的大鹅才行,因为我要去偷个东西。” “酷啊! 是珠宝吗?” 杰瑞问。 “是钱吗?”斜眼杜拉问。 “是价值连城的艺术品吗?”豁牙汉克问。 “我超爱早餐!”大嗓门突然喊了一嗓子。 (他从来不听别人说话,也永远说不对题,而且总是大喊大叫的。)“不是,”戈登说,“这些东西我们都不偷。 我们要去五金店偷腻子。”
"Putty?" the other geese say looking unimpressed. "If you don't help me, I'll tell everyone that you're really very NICE geese!" "You wouldn't! That's mean!" says Honk Tooth. "So very mean!" says Pin-Eye. "The absolute MEANEST!" cries Jerry Coolshades. "WATER IS A LIQUID!" shouts Shouty. With the other geese on board, Gordon shows them his plan for how they will steal the putty: top Seekrit how to steel putty plan by Gordon
“腻子?”其他大鹅一脸兴致缺缺地说。 “要是你们不帮我,我就到处去说,你们其实都是特别特别乖的好鹅!” “你敢! 这也太坏了!”豁牙汉克说。 “太坏太坏了!”斜眼杜拉说。 “简直是坏到顶了!”酷墨镜杰瑞喊了起来。 “水是液体!”大嗓门又喊了起来。 见所有大鹅都同意入伙了,戈登给他们看了偷腻子的计划:戈登绝密偷腻子行动方案
Jump down into sewers throo pipes underr Main Street Up throo toilet in to hardwear store Pin-Eye turns off alarm Shouty keeps watch Honk and Jerry to Lower me on rope putti
跳下水道,钻主街下面的管道,从马桶钻去五金店。斜眼关警报,大嗓门望风,汉克和杰瑞放绳子吊我下去拿腻子。
"I will leave money for the putty, so it's hardly really stealing at all," Gordon whispers to himself. But there is no denying how excited he is to be back doing mean goose things with the mean geese. So Jerry pries open a manhole cover and they all flap down into the sewer. It is VERY dark. Gordon jumbles cornis torch, finds the button, and clicks it on. And there, right in froni of them are...
“我会留钱买腻子的,所以这根本不算真的偷。”戈登小声对自己说。 但不可否认,能重新和这帮凶大鹅一起干“坏事儿”,他实在是太兴奋了。 于是杰瑞撬开了井盖,大伙都扑棱着翅膀飞进了下水道。 下水道里黑得伸手不见五指。 戈登摸出他的玉米芯手电筒,找到按扭按了下去。 就在这时,他们正前方出现了……
