Part 1

GORDON THE MEANEST GOOSE ON EARTH STARTS A BAND

全世界最凶的大鹅戈登 组建了一支乐队

This is GORDON. Gordon is a goose. But Gordon is not just any goose. NO!

这就是戈登。 戈登是一只大鹅。 但戈登可不是普通的大鹅。 才不是呢！

GORDON was once THE MEANEST GOOSE ON EARTH. Maybe you've heard about some of the mean things he did? Maybe you've wondered whether any of it was true. Did Gordon lick all the doughnuts in Mr Crumb's doughnut shop? You bet he did! EVERY SINGLE ONE!

戈登曾经是全世界最凶的大鹅。 说不定你听说过他干的那些坏事？ 说不定你还好奇这些事是不是真的。 戈登是不是把克拉姆先生甜甜圈店里的甜甜圈都舔了个遍？ 那当然啦！ 一整个都没落下！

Did Gordon cut Sam Squirrel's tree down in the middle of the night? Oh yes, he did! HELP! Did Gordon wait outside the Home for Retired Goats every Tuesday and trip Old Man Jenkins as he was going for his weekly walk? Yup! Every week. ELTRIP

戈登是不是半夜把松鼠山姆的树砍倒了？ 哦没错，就是他干的！ 救命啊！ 戈登是不是每周二都守在退休山羊之家外面，等老詹金斯出门每周散步的时候绊倒他？ 对呀！ 每周都这么干。 （文字颠倒：绊倒啦）

But then Gordon met Anthony the Piglet. Anthony is kind. Anthony is brave. Anthony is a kind, brave piglet. Anthony showed Gordon what kindness is. Anthony showed Gordon that it is braver to be kind than it is to be mean. He also showed him this weird bird, but that has very little to do with this story.

但后来戈登遇到了小猪安东尼。 安东尼很善良。 安东尼很勇敢。 安东尼是一只又善良又勇敢的小猪。 安东尼让戈登明白了什么是善意。 安东尼告诉戈登，友善可比凶狠要勇敢多啦。 他还给戈登看了这只奇怪的鸟，不过这和咱们的故事没多大关系。