Part 2

and shouting at Shouty McGoosen. GET OUT OF MY WAY! Here he is making Pin-Eye Tula carry his shopping... MOVE IT PIN-EYE!

对着大嗓门麦古森大喊：“给我滚开！” 你瞧，他正逼着针眼图拉帮他拎买的东西…… “快点走啊，针眼！”

and giving Jerry a whole bucket of golf balls to sit on. I WANT THESE HATCHED BY MONDAY! OR ELSE! GORDON iS THE MEANEST. Every morning, he wakes up... YAWN and runs a cold bath.

还塞给杰瑞满满一桶高尔夫球，让他坐在上面。 “我要这些球周一之前都孵出小崽！” “不然有你好果子吃！” 戈登是天底下最凶的家伙。 每天早上他一醒过来…… 打个大大的哈欠，就放一浴缸冷水。

Then he grabs some bread and tears it into pieces and throws it in the bath. Then he jumps in and gobbles all of the wet bread. (He knows bread is bad for geese, but he's a bad goose.) After that, he lies on his couch and thinks of mean things to do. He makes a list.

接着他抓过面包，撕成碎块丢进浴缸里。 然后他跳进浴缸，把湿乎乎的面包全吃光。 （他明明知道面包对鹅不好，但他本来就是只坏鹅嘛。） 吃完之后，他就窝在沙发上，琢磨着要干哪些坏事。 他还列了个清单。

Give rong directions. Tip over ice kreems. stomp on sandkastle. Ride on a crokodile. Steel washing off a line. shout at a baby. (He was too mean to go to school, so he never learned to spell.) Once he has a list, he steps out of his front door and onto the streets of Grover Gardens.

给人指错路。 打翻冰淇淋。 踩烂沙堡。 骑鳄鱼。 偷晾衣绳上的衣服。 对着小宝宝大喊大叫。 （他太调皮了不肯上学，所以从来没学会拼写。） 清单一写完，他就踏出家门，走到格罗弗花园的大街上。

Grover Gardens is a lovely, quiet seaside town. But Gordon doesn't care! He HONKS at anyone who looks at him. HONK! First up today, at the very top of his list, he's going to give out wrong directions. Does that not sound mean enough? Ha! Gordon has a plan for that. He knows exactly where to go: THE ZOO!

格罗弗花园是个特别可爱、安安静静的海边小镇。 可戈登才不在乎呢！ 谁要是看他一眼，他就冲着人家嘎嘎大叫。 嘎嘎！ 今天的第一件事，也是他清单上最顶上的那项，就是要给人指错路。 听起来是不是还不够坏呀？ 哈！ 戈登早就打好坏主意了。 他清清楚楚知道该去哪：动物园！

Gordon puts on a smart-looking hat and a T-shirt with handwriting on it that says "Zoo Kepper" Then he takes down all the signs from around the zoo and hides them in a bush. Now he just needs to wait. Ah... Here comes Anthony the Piglet. "Excuse me," says Anthony, "can you please tell me where the toilets are?"

戈登戴上一顶挺精神的帽子，穿了件印着字的T恤，上面写着“动物园管理员”，然后他把动物园周围所有的路标都拆下来，藏到了灌木丛里。 现在他就等着有人上钩啦。 呀…… 小猪安东尼走过来了。 “打扰一下，”安东尼说，“请问你能告诉我厕所在哪吗？”