Part 1

GORDON THE MINISTER GOOSE ON EARTH

人间的内阁大臣鹅戈登

There are plenty of mean geese in the world. But let me show you the meanest ones...

世界上有好多坏脾气的鹅哦。 不过我来给你瞧瞧最最刻薄的那群……

Here we are at a monthly meeting of the Meanest Goose Society. Keep your hands at your sides unless you want a nip from a goose! Don't stare at anyone.

我们现在到了“坏鹅协会”的月度会议现场啦。 手乖乖放在身体两侧哦，不然会被鹅啄的！ 别盯着任何人看。

And shhhhh. Be very quiet. Look over there. There's Jerry Coolshades. He's a real bad egg. He once put a golf ball in Mrs Robin's nest. She's still sitting on it, hoping it will hatch! I really need a Wee!

还有嘘—— 要非常非常安静。 往那边看。 那是杰瑞·酷墨镜。 他可是个实打实的大坏蛋。 他曾经把高尔夫球放进知更鸟太太的窝里。 她现在还蹲在上面呢，盼着它能孵出小宝宝！ 我好想尿尿呀！

Oh, and here's Pin-Eye Tula. She's meaner than a bag of spiders. NOT MEAN MEANER VERY MEAN Pin-Eye likes to make old ladies carry her shopping! MOVE IT GRANNY!

哦，这位是斜眼图拉。 她比一袋子蜘蛛还要凶。 不是普通的凶哦——是超级凶！斜眼最爱逼老奶奶帮她拎购物袋！ 快走啊老太婆！