Chapter 8

CHAPTER EIGHT Right, so this book is actually quite important. EXTREMELY important.

Yes! I'm glad we're finally on the same... ahem... page. CHUCKLE! But those pagan Vikings have it now. They'll have no respect for our precious book. They'll probably be using it as an anchor or something! GOD FORBID!

We'll get it back for you! With our in-ear Polyglotch chips, we can try to talk this through calmly with the Vikings in their own language. Talk calmly?! You two are only codding yourselves. Vikings don't talk calmly. They steal and plunder! They murder and maim!

Let us try at least? Good luck, little birds. You'll need it. 'Codding yourselves." I know. That's a good one. PANT, PANT! PANT, PANT!

I hope we're not too late. They might have destroyed the book already!

Huh?