Chapter 8

CHAPTER EIGHT

Uh. Hello?

I'm sorry, but we don't understand your dialects. CAN ANYBODY HERE SPEAK PENGUISH?! I can.

Oh thank Cod. Can you please tell us what's going on? Where are we?! Well. This atrium is a kind of... holding pen. In two days, there will be the biggest fight of the century at the Colosseum.

Two of the fiercest gladiators in Rome... Brutus... and Magnus. Against us. GASP! The last fight they had was with a crocodile, a grizzly bear and a lion. The animals were all dead within six minutes.

But that's not fair- we're BIRDS. It's not an equal fight. Rome is not about equality or fairness. It's all about SPECTACLE. My vision is perfect, I don't need spectacles. What are we going to do, Pablo?! THINK!