8 A Marvelous Plan

CHAPTER 8 A MARVELOUS PLAN OPERATION TARANTULA Ladies and gentlemen, I have developed a PLAN to give us the upper hand in this struggle against the Alien Forces. I call it— Operation Tarantula!

第8章 绝妙计划 狼蛛行动 女士们先生们，我想出了一个计划，能让我们在对抗外星大军的战斗中占据上风。 我将它命名为——狼蛛行动！

No offense, but you've named it after the only guy without superpowers: Really? WE don't have superpowers. You got a problem with THAT?! It's elementary! Mr. Tarantula is the ONLY individual in the room capable of OPERATING AN ALIEN SPACECRAFT, is he not? That's not true. I could totally do it. And OPERATION DOOM would sound totes cooler.

没有冒犯的意思，不过你居然用唯一一个没超能力的家伙命名，认真的吗？ 我们都没有超能力啊。 你对这有意见吗？！ 道理很简单！ 狼蛛先生是这里唯一一个会驾驶外星飞船的人，不是吗？ 才不是呢。 我完全能做到。 叫“末日行动”听起来要酷多了。

Hmmm. But are you small enough to sneak into the control deck of the mother ship WITHOUT BEING NOTICED? NO! YOU ARE NOT! The ONLY way we can stop this invasion is to take charge of the mother ship and turn it against them. Therefore! The mission is to SNEAK MR. TARANTULA ON BOARD, any way we can. But what about all the aliens ON BOARD? Who will protect Legs? He can't go in there alone... Oh no, dear boy. He won't be alone...

嗯。 可你体型够小吗？能偷偷溜进母舰控制室还不被发现吗？ 不行！ 你不行！ 我们阻止入侵的唯一办法，就是夺下母舰，再用它反攻外星人。 所以！ 本次任务就是偷偷送 狼蛛先生登上飞船，想尽一切办法。 可飞船上那么多外星人怎么办？ 谁来保护长腿？ 他不能独自去那里啊…… 哦别担心，好孩子。 他不会孤身一人的……

Will he, Agent Shortfuse?

我说的对不对，急脾气特工？

NOD! NOD! Yeah... that could work. Sounds good to me. MY TEAM will take on the aliens here on the ground. We'll keep them off you as long as we can.

点头！快点头！ 唔……这计划能行。 我觉得听起来不错。 我的队伍会在地面拖住外星人。 我们会尽可能帮你们拦住他们。

Mr. Wolf? Your team needs to get AGENT SHORTFUSE and MR. TARANTULA onto that MOTHER SHIP.

狼先生？ 你的队伍需要把急脾气特工和狼蛛 送上那艘母舰。