坏蛋联盟 · 06 The Bad Guys in Alien vs Bad Guys

6 The End of The Road

CHAPTER 6 THE END OF THE ROAD Hey, you! Butt hands! When you FART, is it from a single tentacle or do all the disgusting things go off at once? WELL, I'M NOT SURE, LITTLE FISHY...

LET'S FIND OUT! Oh man, I didn't think that through... Hey, Marmalade! Why did you pretend to be a GUINEA PIG? What was the point of that?

WELL, NO ONE TAKES MUCH NOTICE OF SILLY LITTLE GUINEA PIGS. SO I WAS ABLE TO STUDY YOUR PLANET VERY CAREFULLY WITHOUT ANYBODY NOTICING... And what did you learn? APART FROM THE FACT THAT PIRANHAS AND SHARKS DON'T NEED TO BE IN WATER AS MUCH AS YOU'D THINK?

Yeah. Apart from that. I LEARNED THAT YOUR PLANE! IS HELPLESS. AND IT WILL BE MINE.

I feel so stupid. I thought you were doing all of this just because you didn't like being CUTE and CUDDLY. OH, THAT WASN'T A LIE. ON MY PLANET, I AM CUTE AND CUDDLY. AND I HATE IT. DON'T GET ME STARTED. Is your name even Marmalade? YOU COULDN'T PRONOUNCE MY REAL NAME, WOLF.

Try me. MY NAME IS KDJELOERHGCOINWERUHCG LEIRWEHEKLWJFHXALHW. Yeah. Well, whatevs. What do you want with us, KDJFLOERHGCOINWERUHCG LEIRW FHEKLWJFHXALHW?

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