6 The End of The Road

CHAPTER 6 THE END OF THE ROAD Hey, you! Butt hands! When you FART, is it from a single tentacle or do all the disgusting things go off at once? WELL, I'M NOT SURE, LITTLE FISHY...

第6章 穷途末路 嘿，说你呢！ 屁股手！ 你放屁的时候，是一根触手放，还是所有恶心玩意儿一起放出来呀？ 这个嘛，我也不清楚哦，小鱼儿...

LET'S FIND OUT! Oh man, I didn't think that through... Hey, Marmalade! Why did you pretend to be a GUINEA PIG? What was the point of that?

那我们来弄个清楚！ 哦天呐，我刚才压根没过脑子就说了... 嘿，橘子酱！ 你为什么要假装成一只豚鼠？ 你这么做有什么目的？

WELL, NO ONE TAKES MUCH NOTICE OF SILLY LITTLE GUINEA PIGS. SO I WAS ABLE TO STUDY YOUR PLANET VERY CAREFULLY WITHOUT ANYBODY NOTICING... And what did you learn? APART FROM THE FACT THAT PIRANHAS AND SHARKS DON'T NEED TO BE IN WATER AS MUCH AS YOU'D THINK?

这个嘛，没人会留意傻乎乎的小豚鼠。 所以我才能仔细侦察你们的星球 完全不会被任何人发现... 那你都发现了什么？ 除了一件事——水虎鱼和鲨鱼根本不需要像大家想的那样总待在水里，对不对？

Yeah. Apart from that. I LEARNED THAT YOUR PLANE! IS HELPLESS. AND IT WILL BE MINE.

对。 除此之外。 我发现了！你们的星球毫无还手之力！ 它迟早会成为我的囊中之物。

I feel so stupid. I thought you were doing all of this just because you didn't like being CUTE and CUDDLY. OH, THAT WASN'T A LIE. ON MY PLANET, I AM CUTE AND CUDDLY. AND I HATE IT. DON'T GET ME STARTED. Is your name even Marmalade? YOU COULDN'T PRONOUNCE MY REAL NAME, WOLF.

我觉得自己好蠢啊。 我还以为你做这一切只是因为讨厌又可爱又软乎乎的样子呢。 哦，那可不是假话。 在我的星球上，我也又可爱又软乎。 我恨死这个样子了。 别提这个，一提我就来气。 你真的叫橘子酱吗？ 你根本读不出我的真名，狼。

Try me. MY NAME IS KDJELOERHGCOINWERUHCG LEIRWEHEKLWJFHXALHW. Yeah. Well, whatevs. What do you want with us, KDJFLOERHGCOINWERUHCG LEIRW FHEKLWJFHXALHW?

你试试啊。 我的名字是KDJELOERHGCOINWERUHCG LEIRWEHEKLWJFHXALHW。 果然。 行吧，随便叫啥。 你找我们有什么目的，KDJFLOERHGCOINWERUHCG LEIRW FHEKLWJFHXALHW？