1 Deep Space, Deep Poop

CHAPTER 1 DEEP SPACE, DEEP POOP I think I'm going to cry... Me too...

第一章 深邃太空，超大粑粑 我觉得我要哭出来了…… 我也是……

I'm already crying... I can't stop crying! I'm SO SCARED!

我已经在哭了…… 我止不住眼泪！ 我好害怕啊！

Pull yourselves together, will you? WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! How?! HE'S AN ALIEN! Marmalade ISN'T a guinea pig. Or even the mad scientist who tried to destroy the world. He's an enormous hostile alien life-form with MORE TEETH, TENTACLES, and BUTTS than any decent creature should have...

快振作起来，行不行啊？ 我们必须离开这里！ 怎么离？ 他是个外星人啊！ 橘子酱才不是一只豚鼠。 更不是要毁灭世界的疯狂科学家。 他是巨型邪恶外星生物，牙齿、触手还有屁股都比正常生物多好多好多……

And we're trapped inside its space station on the moon WITHOUT A ROCKET. So HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE?! Shhh! It'll hear us! What are we going to do? We can't hide here forever...

我们困在它月球上的太空站里，还没有火箭。 那我们到底要怎么逃出去啊！ 嘘！ 会被它听见的！ 我们该怎么办啊？ 我们不能一直躲在这里啊……