1 Deep Space, Deep Poop

CHAPTER 1 DEEP SPACE, DEEP POOP I think I'm going to cry... Me too...

I'm already crying... I can't stop crying! I'm SO SCARED!

Pull yourselves together, will you? WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! How?! HE'S AN ALIEN! Marmalade ISN'T a guinea pig. Or even the mad scientist who tried to destroy the world. He's an enormous hostile alien life-form with MORE TEETH, TENTACLES, and BUTTS than any decent creature should have...

And we're trapped inside its space station on the moon WITHOUT A ROCKET. So HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE?! Shhh! It'll hear us! What are we going to do? We can't hide here forever...