坏蛋联盟 · 05 The Bad Guys in Intergalactic Gas

7 In Space, No One Can Hear You Fart

CHAPTER 7 IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU FART Oh no! Look at his face! He's run out of air! He can't breathe!

第七章 在太空,没人能听见你放屁 哦不! 快看他的脸! 他没氧气了! 他没法呼吸了!

Please, Dr. Marmalade! Please save him! Look! He's in AGONY! That's weird. He still has four minutes of air left. I wonder what the problem is?

求求你,橘子酱博士! 快救救他吧! 快看! 他难受得要死! 奇怪了。 他明明还剩四分钟的氧气啊。 我倒想知道到底出了什么事?

FAART! STOP FARTING, YOU MANIAC! I CAN'T BREATHE! MY EYES ARE WATERING... Chico, I'm doing my best but I ate 37 BURRITOS. There's just not a whole lot I can do to stop it...

噗——! 别放屁了,你这个疯子! 我没法呼吸了! 我的眼睛都呛出泪了…… 奇科,我已经在忍了,可我吃了三十七个墨西哥卷饼啊。 我真的没办法憋住啊……

FFFART! I feel dizzy... the smell... I can't... it's just too awful... Wolf! Stay with me! FFART! WE are the only ones who can destroy the CUTE-ZILLA RAY... FFAART! FAART! Don't forget our mission! FAAART! FFFART! and we only have four minutes left to do it!

噗噗噗——! 我头晕……这味道…… 我受不了…… 实在太臭了…… 沃尔夫!撑住! 噗——! 只有我们能毁掉可爱哥斯拉射线……噗——! 噗——! 别忘了我们的任务! 噗噗——! 噗噗噗——! 我们只剩四分钟完成任务了!

SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? How are we going to spend the LAST FOUR MINUTES OF OUR LIVES?

那我们现在该怎么办? 我们生命的最后四分钟要怎么过啊?

By being HEROES, Mr. Piranha! I think I have an idea... Great! What is it? I need you to fart some MORE! OK, I didn't see that coming...

当然是当英雄啊,水虎鱼先生! 我想到一个主意…… 太好了! 是什么主意? 我需要你再多放一点屁! 好吧,我完全没想到会是这个……

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