坏蛋联盟 · 05 The Bad Guys in Intergalactic Gas

3 Zero Gravity, Zero Jealousy

CHAPTER 3 ZERO GRAVITY ZERO JEALOUSY? And there goes the final booster...

第三章 零重力 零嫉妒? 最后一节助推器,分离……

Seriously?! That's the last one, Wolfie. I promise. The rest of the ship will stay in one piece. But hey! Look! ZERO GRAVITY! Let's go for a float! Oh man. I'm freaking out, guys. I feel terrible that we STOLE this rocket. AND we have the fate of the world in our hands. AND Agent Fox... well... she isn't here. I need a sign that we're doing the right thing! Please! GIVE ME A SIGN...

不会吧?! 这真的是最后一个了,沃尔夫。 我保证。 飞船剩下的部分会完好无损的。 不过你看! 快看! 零重力! 我们飘起来玩吧! 天呐。 伙计们,我慌得不行。 偷了这艘火箭,我心里实在不安。 何况世界的命运还握在我们手里。 还有狐狸特工…… 唉……她不在这里。 我需要个信号证明我们做对了! 求求了! 给我个信号吧……

SPLAT! Yo, chico! My burrito bag burst. Grab that, will you? This is serious, Piranha! How many of these have you eaten, anyway?! I'd rather not say...

啪嗒! 嘿,小兄弟! 我的墨西哥卷袋子破了。 快接住那个,行吗? 这事很严肃,食人鱼! 你到底吃了多少个了啊?! 我还是不说了吧……

Don't give him a hard time just because you're scared, Wolf. I'm sorry! I just didn't think being a hero would be quite this stressful... WHATEVER! YOU keep getting us into these situations, so DEAL WITH IT! If we survive, your precious Agent Fox will give you a KISS. And if we don't... well, it won't matter, will it?

别因为自己害怕就凶他呀,狼哥。 对不起嘛! 我只是没想到当英雄压力这么大……算了不说了! 本来就是你总把我们扯进这种麻烦,所以你得扛住! 要是我们活下来,你宝贝狐狸特工还会亲你呢。 要是活不下来……哼,反正也无所谓了,对吧?

You know what, Snake? What? Every time you talk about Agent Fox, you sound JEALOUS. WHAT?! You think I'm jealous that Agent Fox thinks this numbskull is "sweet"? Nope. I think you're jealous that Mr. Wolf likes her more than he likes YOU.

你知道吗,蛇哥? 干嘛? 每次你聊起狐狸特工,都一副吃醋的样子。 什么?! 你觉得我会吃醋狐狸特工觉得这个笨蛋“可爱”吗? 才不是。 我觉得你吃醋是狼哥更喜欢她,不喜欢你呀。

Just saying. And Wolf? Yeah? You told us once that we needed to show the whole world that we're heroes. You said we just needed to do something that would make the whole world SIT UP AND NOTICE. Well, this is your chance.

我就是随口说说。 对了,狼? 怎么了? 你以前跟我们说,我们要向全世界证明我们能当英雄。 你说我们只要做件大事,让全世界都刮目相看就行。 这不就是你的机会吗。

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