8 The Bad Penny

CHAPTER 8 the BAD PENNY Hi, everybody. Listen carefully because I have a special, private message- just for YOU! Aren't you lucky? First of all, congratulations on surviving PHASE ONE of my little plan. Phase One?! I don't like the sound of this...

Sure, a few kittens is one thing. But imagine if I had a weapon SO powerful that it could turn EVERY CUTE AND CUDDLY CREATURE ON THE PLANET into a DROOLING WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION! Wouldn't that just be AWESOME?! He's lying! He doesn't have a weapon like that! That's impossible...

Is it? Well, let me introduce you to the CUTE-ZILLA RAY, Mr. Wolf! Just imagine a world where every puppy... bunny... pony... and dolphin...

CUTE-ZILLA™ ...could be changed, just by pulling one little lever... ZAP!

INTO AN EVIL, DIABOLICAL, TOTALLY OFFENSIVE. ZUPPY! ZUNNY! ZONY! OR ZOLPHIN!

C'mon, Mindy! Let's get out of here! Stop calling me Mindy! EVERYTHING CUTE HAS TURNED INTO A BRUTE! That's my slogan. Isn't it clever?! I hope you all enjoy your final day on Earth. Oh, and to the INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE OF HEROES...