8 The Bad Penny

CHAPTER 8 the BAD PENNY Hi, everybody. Listen carefully because I have a special, private message- just for YOU! Aren't you lucky? First of all, congratulations on surviving PHASE ONE of my little plan. Phase One?! I don't like the sound of this...

第八章 坏便士 大家好啊。 认真听好哦，我有一条专属私密消息——只说给你听！ 你们是不是超级幸运呀？ 首先，恭喜你们闯过了我小计划的第一阶段！ 第一阶段？！ 这听起来可不对劲啊……

Sure, a few kittens is one thing. But imagine if I had a weapon SO powerful that it could turn EVERY CUTE AND CUDDLY CREATURE ON THE PLANET into a DROOLING WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION! Wouldn't that just be AWESOME?! He's lying! He doesn't have a weapon like that! That's impossible...

没错，几只小猫而已，算不上什么。 可你想想，如果我有一把超强武器，能把地球上所有软萌可爱的小动物都变成流口水的毁灭武器！ 这岂不是超棒的吗？！ 他在撒谎！ 他根本没有那种武器！ 这不可能……

Is it? Well, let me introduce you to the CUTE-ZILLA RAY, Mr. Wolf! Just imagine a world where every puppy... bunny... pony... and dolphin...

真的不可能吗？ 好吧，让我给大家介绍萌斯拉射线，狼先生！ 想象一下，在这个世界里，每只小狗……兔子……小马……还有海豚……

CUTE-ZILLA™ could be changed, just by pulling one little lever... ZAP!

萌斯拉™只需扳动小小的拉杆就能改变它们…… 滋啦！

INTO AN EVIL, DIABOLICAL, TOTALLY OFFENSIVE. ZUPPY! ZUNNY! ZONY! OR ZOLPHIN!

变成邪恶、凶残、十恶不赦的—— 魔犬！ 魔兔！ 魔马！ 或是魔豚！

C'mon, Mindy! Let's get out of here! Stop calling me Mindy! EVERYTHING CUTE HAS TURNED INTO A BRUTE! That's my slogan. Isn't it clever?! I hope you all enjoy your final day on Earth. Oh, and to the INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE OF HEROES...

快点，明迪！ 我们快离开这里！ 别再叫我明迪！ 所有可爱的小家伙都变成残暴的野兽了！ 这可是我的口号。 是不是很巧妙？！ 希望你们好好享受在地球上的最后一天。 哦，对了，送给国际英雄联盟……