7 Keep on Truckin

CHAPTER 7 KEEP ON TRUCKIN' OK, gentlemen. Are we ready to go? Nearly! I just need to tighten these pillows...

What are you doing, Wolf? We're GOOD GUYS, remember? We don't want to HURT any kittens. We want to SAVE all the kittens. These CUSHIONS and PILLOWS will make sure that none of them gets hurt... as we plow through them at high speed. Yeah.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You've made a perfectly cool truck look ridiculous. That's just one snake's opinion. I think it looks great. If by "great" you mean "dumb," then yes—it looks "great." Quit your yappin' and get up here! It's time to hit the road!

Remember, boys— I'll DRIVE THE TRUCK you THROW THE YARN. There are THOUSANDS of Zittens so this isn't going to be easy, but if anyone can do it, we can. You're so awesome! I mean... I just love you... I mean... I think you're the coolest... I mean... yeah... no... yeah.

And the winner of the most embarrassing speech award goes to... Don't listen to him, Mr. Wolf. I think you're GREAT. OK, boys. Let's roll...