4 The Master of Disguise

CHAPTER 4 the MASTER OF DISGUISE OK. Open your eyes... Uhhh... OK. I give up. Why are you dressed like a unicorn?

第四章 伪装大师，好了。 睁开眼睛…… 呃……好吧。 我放弃了。 你为什么打扮成独角兽呀？

What?! Oh. Sorry. Hang on... Let me change the angle... TA- DA! Ohhhhhh! I get it! You're a DOLPHIN! Man, you are SO good at disguises.

什么？！ 哦。 抱歉。 等等……让我换个角度…… 当当——！ 哇哦哦哦！ 我看懂啦！ 你是一只海豚！ 天呐，你也太擅长伪装了吧。

Yes, I am. ¡Ay, caramba!

那可不。 哎呀我的天！

No, no, no, no! Why are you NAKED, chico?! When was the last time you saw a dolphin wearing clothes? Well... never. But you've been spending too much time with that bare-butt spider, LEGS, that's what I think...

不对不对不对不对！ 小伙子，你怎么光着身子啊？ 你见过哪只海豚穿衣服了？ 唔……从来没有。 不过要我说啊，你肯定是跟那个光屁股蜘蛛莱格斯待太久了……

Build a bridge and GET OVER IT, little buddy. I'm as free as a dolphin and LOVING IT! I know I'm going to regret asking this, but why do you have A BOWL on your head, chico?

别纠结了，接受现实吧，小兄弟。 我像海豚一样无拘无束，快活极了！ 我知道问这个肯定要后悔，但小伙子，你为啥把碗扣在头上啊？

Because THIS little dolphin has a pet goldfish named Mindy. I hope you're not saying what I think you're saying... Get in the fishbowl, Mindy. Are you out of your mind?! You want me to pretend to be a goldfish named Mindy?!

因为这只小海豚有只叫明迪的宠物金鱼呀。 我希望你说的不是我想的那个意思…… 进鱼缸来，明迪。 你疯了吗？！ 你居然要我假装一只叫明迪的金鱼？！