9 Cute and Cuddly no More

CHAPTER 9 CUTE AND CUDDLY NO MORE Did you hear that? Yeah. There's something moving around in there...

第9章 软萌可爱 别闹了！你听到声音了吗？ 听到了。 那里面有东西在动哦...

Are you guys ready for this? NO. Fair enough. I'm not sure I am either. But it doesn't matter, does it? Because we have a job to do. It's up to us to protect the world. It's up to us— THE GOOD GUYS CLUB.

各位准备好了吗？ 没有。 好吧。 其实我也没准备好。 不过没关系，对不对？ 因为我们还有任务要完成。 保护世界的责任落在我们身上。 这事交给我们——好人俱乐部！

Seriously, man, now that we've heard about the INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE OF HEROES, our name sounds so lame it makes me wish I had hand—so I could SLAP YOU. Really? You don't like our name? IT SUCKS. OK... well... We ARE helping the awesome League of Heroes, right now...

我说真的，既然我们知道了国际英雄联盟，咱们的名字也太逊了，我都恨不得多长一只手打你一巴掌！ 真的吗？ 你不喜欢我们的名字？ 烂透了。 好吧... 那个... 我们现在可正在帮了不起的英雄联盟做事啊...

So that kind of makes us awesome, too, doesn't it? Kind of. Well then, Kind- of-Awesome- League-of-Good- Guys-Guys, let's show this SECRET WEAPON what we're made of!

那这么说我们也挺厉害的，对不对？ 勉强算吧。 那好吧，有点厉害好人帮的各位，让秘密武器瞧瞧我们的本事！

Hey! HAHAHAHA! Everybody relax! LOOK! IT'S JUST ANOTHER TRICK! IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF... KITTENS! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!

嘿！哈哈哈！ 大家别紧张！ 看哪！ 这只是个恶作剧啦！ 只不过是一群...小奶猫而已！ 喵！ 喵！ 喵！ 喵！

Phew! Well, THAT'S a relief! No, no, no... wait a minute... There's something WEIRD about those kittens. Why are they LIMPING? And MOANING? And... DROOLING? NO! IT CAN'T BE! IT IS! IT'S... IT'S AN ARMY OF...

呼！ 这下可松口气了！ 不对不对...等一下... 这些小猫有点不对劲。 它们怎么一瘸一拐的？ 还哼哼唧唧的？ 而且... 还流口水？ 不可能！ 怎么会是这样！ 真的是！ 这是... 这是一支...