9 Cute and Cuddly no More

CHAPTER 9 CUTE AND CUDDLY NO MORE Did you hear that? Yeah. There's something moving around in there...

Are you guys ready for this? NO. Fair enough. I'm not sure I am either. But it doesn't matter, does it? Because we have a job to do. It's up to us to protect the world. It's up to us— THE GOOD GUYS CLUB.

Seriously, man, now that we've heard about the INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE OF HEROES, our name sounds so lame it makes me wish I had hand—so I could SLAP YOU. Really? You don't like our name? IT SUCKS. OK... well... We ARE helping the awesome League of Heroes, right now...

So that kind of makes us awesome, too, doesn't it? Kind of. Well then, Kind- of-Awesome- League-of-Good- Guys-Guys, let's show this SECRET WEAPON what we're made of!

Hey! HAHAHAHA! Everybody relax! LOOK! IT'S JUST ANOTHER TRICK! IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF... KITTENS! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!

Phew! Well, THAT'S a relief! No, no, no... wait a minute... There's something WEIRD about those kittens. Why are they LIMPING? And MOANING? And... DROOLING? NO! IT CAN'T BE! IT IS! IT'S... IT'S AN ARMY OF...