6 The Secret Agent

CHAPTER 6 the SECRET AGENT Who ARE you? My name is SPECIAL AGENT FOX, Mr. Shark. And I'm very pleased to meet you.

I'm afraid you boys have stumbled into a very dangerous situation. Doctor Rupert Marmalade is one of the most DESPICABLE VILLAINS on the face of the earth. We've been on his tail for years, trying to catch him in the act. It seems we've finally done it. We? Who's we?

I'm an agent for the INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE OF HEROES. We're a secret global organization sworn to protect the earth from evil. And that is what we do. Hey! That's kind of what we do, isn't it, Wolfie?

Wolfie? What's up with him? ... So awesome... ... so pretty... ... guuubbhbh... ... mhuuuunghhh... I'm not sure what's happening... Never mind.

We are the... Good Guys Club, Agent Fox... at your service... beh heh heh... ah... yup... gughhhh... The "Good Guys Club"? Is that what you call yourselves? Yep. We sat up ALL NIGHT trying to think of the STUPIDEST NAME in the HISTORY OF STUPID NAMES and—BAM!— there it was.

Oh, I don't know. I think it's kind of cute. But I'm afraid you're a little out of your depth here, boys.