4 The Mind of a Monster

CHAPTER 4 the MIND OF A MONSTER So! Now that I have your attention, I'm going to tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was an itty, bitty guinea pig who got SICK of everyone saying how CUTE and CUDDLY he was. So he decided to do something about it...

First of all, he made billions of dollars putting chickens in cages, but somehow that just wasn't enough. SO! He created a SECRET WEAPON that would make sure NO ONE EVER called him CUTE and CUDDLY again. A weapon SO POWERFUL that it would change the world forever with the push of a button... THIS BUTTON!

But what's wrong with being cute and cuddly? I wish I were cute and cuddly! Everyone LOVES guinea pigs. I don't want love, you ridiculous fish. I WANT POWER.

And now that I have it, there's NOTHING any of you can do to take it away from me! HEHE HEHEHE! Ahhh... sorry. Can you just give us a second? What? Um... all right. But don't take long, OK?

OK. So the guinea pig is out of his mind. What do we do? You tell us, fur-brain. What's your next big idea? Listen, Snake, you'd better start helping out here or—