4 The Mind of a Monster

CHAPTER 4 the MIND OF A MONSTER So! Now that I have your attention, I'm going to tell you a little story.

第4章 怪物的心思 好啦！ 既然大家都注意我了，那我来讲个小故事吧。

Once upon a time, there was an itty, bitty guinea pig who got SICK of everyone saying how CUTE and CUDDLY he was. So he decided to do something about it...

很久很久以前，有一只小小的豚鼠，他受够了所有人都说他又萌又软。 于是他决定做点改变...

First of all, he made billions of dollars putting chickens in cages, but somehow that just wasn't enough. SO! He created a SECRET WEAPON that would make sure NO ONE EVER called him CUTE and CUDDLY again. A weapon SO POWERFUL that it would change the world forever with the push of a button... THIS BUTTON!

一开始，他靠笼养鸡赚了好几十亿，可不知怎么的，这还是不够。 所以！ 他造出了一件秘密武器，这样就再也没人会说他又萌又软了。 这件武器威力超大，只要按一下按钮，就能永远改变世界... 就是这个按钮！

But what's wrong with being cute and cuddly? I wish I were cute and cuddly! Everyone LOVES guinea pigs. I don't want love, you ridiculous fish. I WANT POWER.

可是又萌又软有什么不好呀？ 我还希望自己又萌又软呢！ 所有人都喜欢豚鼠呀。 我才不要爱，你这傻鱼儿。 我要的是权力。

And now that I have it, there's NOTHING any of you can do to take it away from me! HEHE HEHEHE! Ahhh... sorry. Can you just give us a second? What? Um... all right. But don't take long, OK?

现在我已经拿到权力了，你们谁也没法把它从我这儿抢走！ 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿！ 啊...抱歉。 能不能让我们单独待会儿？ 什么？ 嗯...好吧。 但别聊太久哦，好不好？

OK. So the guinea pig is out of his mind. What do we do? You tell us, fur-brain. What's your next big idea? Listen, Snake, you'd better start helping out here or—

好。 这只豚鼠肯定疯了。 我们该怎么办啊？ 你说呢，傻毛头。 你接下来有什么好主意？ 听着，蛇，你最好过来帮忙，不然——