1 If you go down to the woods today

BAD GUYS?! CHAPTER 1 IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE WOODS TODAY...

坏蛋？！ 第一章 如果你今天走进森林……

YEEEEEHAAAA!

耶——哈！

Hey, chico, can you slow down? I don't feel so good... NO CAN DO, Mr. Piranha. There's NO TIME TO LOSE! Legs! Are we nearly there? Yes, Wolfie. According to my satellite signal, we should be seeing the BULLDOZERS any minute now...

嘿，小子，你能不能慢点儿？ 我感觉不太舒服…… 不行哦，食人鱼先生。 我们没时间耽搁了！ 腿腿！ 我们快到了吗？ 快了，狼哥。 根据我的卫星信号显示，我们马上就能看到推土机了……

Great! So, let's go over the plan ONE MORE TIME. If you tell us the plan one more time, I'm going to bite you on the butt. WE KNOW THE PLAN!

太好了！ 来，我们再把计划过一遍。 你要是再讲一遍计划，我就咬你屁股！ 我们都知道计划了！

Hey! Take it easy, Mr. Snake. This is important. So anyway... I got an ANONYMOUS CALL telling me that way out here in THE WOODS, there's a bunch of BULLDOZERS getting ready to smash up the homes of a lot of CUTE, FURRY ANIMALS. And we're here to make sure THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. WE KNOW ALREADY! Oh man... I don't feel good AT ALL...

喂！冷静点儿，蛇先生。 这事很重要。 那个，总之啊…… 我接到一通匿名电话，说森林深处的这边，一群推土机正要毁掉好多毛茸茸可爱小动物的家。 我们来就是要阻止这件事的。 我们早就知道了！ 唉…… 我感觉难受极了……