1 If you go down to the woods today

...BAD GUYS?! CHAPTER 1 IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE WOODS TODAY...

YEEEEEHAAAA!

Hey, chico, can you slow down? I don't feel so good... NO CAN DO, Mr. Piranha. There's NO TIME TO LOSE! Legs! Are we nearly there? Yes, Wolfie. According to my satellite signal, we should be seeing the BULLDOZERS any minute now...

Great! So, let's go over the plan ONE MORE TIME. If you tell us the plan one more time, I'm going to bite you on the butt. WE KNOW THE PLAN!

Hey! Take it easy, Mr. Snake. This is important. So anyway... I got an ANONYMOUS CALL telling me that way out here in THE WOODS, there's a bunch of BULLDOZERS getting ready to smash up the homes of a lot of CUTE, FURRY ANIMALS. And we're here to make sure THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. WE KNOW ALREADY! Oh man... I don't feel good AT ALL...