9 The VIP

CHAPTER 9 THE V.I.P. BLEURRCH!

第九章 尊贵V.I.P.噗噜！

¡Ay, caramba!

哎呀我的天！

Mr. Snake! What are you doing, man?! WE LOVE YOU! Just come home and... FEEL MY POWER PIRANHA, GIVE IN TO IT. NO CAN DO! YOU CAN'T USE YOUR WITCHY POWERS ON ME!

蛇先生！ 老兄，你这是在干什么呀！ 我们爱你呀！ 快跟我回去…感受我的力量吧，食人鱼，快屈服吧！ 办不到！ 你的巫术对我没用！

WHY CAN'T I? I CAN TURN EVERYONE BUT YOU AND FOX! I UNDERSTAND FOX IS THE ONE. SHE'S SPECIAL SOMEHOW. BUT YOU?! WHY CAN'T I TURN YOU? AND HOW DO YOU SUDDENLY HAVE THE POWER TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR MIND?

为什么我不行？ 我能控制所有人 除了你和狐狸！ 我懂狐狸是特别的那个 她总归有特殊之处 可你呢？！ 为什么我控制不了你？ 你怎么突然就会心灵交流了？

I literally don't understand a word you're saying! DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME! And don't misuse "literally," either. Seriously, bro! I don't know what you mean! Sure, they've started calling me THE ORACLE, but I can't figure out why. I was hoping you could tell me!

我真的一个字都听不懂你说的话！ 别跟我耍花样！ 还有，你也别乱用“真的”这个词哦 说真的，兄弟！ 我根本不知道你在说什么！ 没错，大家是开始叫我神谕者，可我也不知道为什么 我还指望你告诉我呢！

The Oracle? YEAH, that's right. I'm THE ORACLE, homie! I'm like a V.I.P. VERY. IMPORTANT. PIRANHA. So, you'd better let me go, you know what I'm sayin'? It's only a matter of time before the gang turns up here trying to rescue me, you know?

神谕者？ 对，没错就是这个 我就是神谕者呀，兄弟！ 我可是V.I.P. 非常 重要的 食人鱼。 所以你最好放我走，你懂我意思吧？ 伙伴们来这儿救我只是时间问题，你懂吧？