9 The VIP

CHAPTER 9 THE V.I.P. BLEURRCH!

¡Ay, caramba!

Mr. Snake! What are you doing, man?! WE LOVE YOU! Just come home and... FEEL MY POWER PIRANHA, GIVE IN TO IT. NO CAN DO! YOU CAN'T USE YOUR WITCHY POWERS ON ME!

WHY CAN'T I? I CAN TURN EVERYONE BUT YOU AND FOX! I UNDERSTAND FOX IS THE ONE. SHE'S SPECIAL SOMEHOW. BUT YOU?! WHY CAN'T I TURN YOU? AND HOW DO YOU SUDDENLY HAVE THE POWER TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR MIND?

I literally don't understand a word you're saying! DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME! And don't misuse "literally," either. Seriously, bro! I don't know what you mean! Sure, they've started calling me THE ORACLE, but I can't figure out why. I was hoping you could tell me!

The Oracle? YEAH, that's right. I'm THE ORACLE, homie! I'm like a V.I.P. VERY. IMPORTANT. PIRANHA. So, you'd better let me go, you know what I'm sayin'? It's only a matter of time before the gang turns up here trying to rescue me, you know?