4 Nathan's Warm Welcome

CHAPTER 4 NATHAN'S WARM WELCOME I told you this was a stupid idea!

COMMAND! This is Flight Officer NATHAN REQSRIOIUIELLSREXA! WE COME IN PEACE! WE COME IN PEACE! TRAITOR! Don't listen to him, Dad! I won't, son! OFFICER REQSRIOLIELLSREXA! YOU have BETRAYED US by CONSORTING with OUR ENEMIES! That is TREASON and the penalty is ANNIHILATION!

Your Majesty! My name is Commander... uh... Leg... and I want you to know that WE are not your enemies! Like, AT ALL. We just need your HELP! Who is this?! He's a spider, Dad. It's an Earth thing. They have eight legs, which is nice, but they also have BODY HAIR... Gross.

BLOW THEM OUT OF THE SKY! Wait! The REAL ENEMY is on the way! Like a totally evil, end-of-life-as-we-know-it kind of enemy! And if you don't help us... NONSENSE! My son told us there was NO DANGER of such a thing happening!

Isn't that right, son? Ah... yep... Pretty confident that... yep. GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

BLOW THE OUT OF THE SKY