1 Hero Hq

CHAPTER 1 HERO HQ Hiiiiiii, everyone! This is TIFFANY FLUFFIT —A.K.A T-FLUFF— bringing you the hottest new show on the planet: HANGIN with the HEROES!

第一章 英雄总部 嗨呀大家好！ 我是蒂芙尼·弗拉菲——大家也可以叫我T-弗拉菲——今天给大家带来全星球最火的新节目：《和英雄一起逛！》

SHADOW SQUAD G That's right! I'll be taking you INSIDE their not-so-secret HEADQUARTERS. And who better to show us around than everybody's FAVORITE team member...

暗影小队G 没错！ 今天我就要带大家走进他们那不算是秘密的总部一探究竟 要说谁能带我们参观，当然是所有人最爱的队员……

Heeeeeeey! PIRANHA'S IN DA HOUSE! Welcome, señorita! What's COOKIN'?! WAIT! Let me answer that...

嗨哟！ 水虎鱼我驾到啦！ 欢迎欢迎，小姐！ 今天吃点啥呀？ 等等！ 这个问题我来答……

BURRITOS! That's what's cookin'. Help yourself, chica! We have a chef making burritos 24 HOURS A DAY! He never stops... Like, literally. It's in his contract. I can actually SUE him if he stops! ALL YOU CAN EAT!

墨西哥卷饼！ 今天就是吃卷饼 随便拿哦，姑娘！ 我们雇了厨师一天二十四小时做卷饼！ 他从来不停工…… 真的从不间断哦 合同里就是这么要求的 他要是停工我真的可以告他哦！ 敞开了吃管够！

Wow. That sounds a little excessive... and kind of exploitative. HEY! BE DISTRACTED BY...

哇哦 这听起来有点过头了……还有点剥削人呢 嘿！ 快看这儿别想那个了——