1 Hero Hq

CHAPTER 1 HERO HQ Hiiiiiii, everyone! This is TIFFANY FLUFFIT —A.K.A T-FLUFF— bringing you the hottest new show on the planet: HANGIN with the HEROES!

SHADOW SQUAD G That's right! I'll be taking you INSIDE their not-so-secret HEADQUARTERS. And who better to show us around than everybody's FAVORITE team member...

Heeeeeeey! PIRANHA'S IN DA HOUSE! Welcome, señorita! What's COOKIN'?! WAIT! Let me answer that...

BURRITOS! That's what's cookin'. Help yourself, chica! We have a chef making burritos 24 HOURS A DAY! He never stops... Like, literally. It's in his contract. I can actually SUE him if he stops! ALL YOU CAN EAT!

Wow. That sounds a little excessive... and kind of exploitative. HEY! BE DISTRACTED BY...