1 Marmalade the Conqueror

CHAPTER 1 MARMALADE THE CONQUEROR CITIZENS OF EARTH! TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!

第一章 征服者橘子酱 地球的公民们！ 今天可是你们的幸运日！

THERE IS A BRIGHT NEW DAWN AND I— PRINCE MARMALADE —AM THE SUN! FROM THIS DAY FORTH YOU SHALL ORBIT MY TOTAL HOTNESS AND GIVE ETERNAL THANKS THAT I SPARED YOUR WRETCHED SOULS.

崭新的黎明已经到来，而我——橘子酱王子——就是太阳！ 从今往后，你们都要围绕我的无穷魅力运转，永远感激我饶了你们可怜的灵魂。

YOU ARE MINE. FOR NOW AND FOREVER. YOU'RE WELCOME. SERIOUSLY, DON'T MENTION IT. SADLY, THE NAME OF MY PLANET CANNOT BE PRONOUNCED BY EARTHLINGS, BUT NEVERTHELESS YOU SHALL LOOK UPON IT WITH WONDER AND AWE...

你们都是我的。 从今往后，永远都是。 不用谢我。 说真的，真不用客气。 可惜呀，我母星的名字地球人发不出来，但哪怕如此，你们也要满怀惊叹与敬畏仰望它……

YES! I AM KDJFLOERHGONWERUHGLEIRWHELWJFHXA-HW, CROWN PRINCE OF THE PLANET. AND BEFORE ME YOU SHALL KNEEL FOR ALL ETERNITY!

没错！ 我就是KDJFLOERHGONWERUHGLEIRWHELWJFHXA-HW，本星球的王储。 你们要永世在我面前跪拜！

RESISTANCE IS POINTLESS. ACCEPT IT. YOU'RE MINE. AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO RESIST? I'M IRRESISTIBLE, RIGHT, GUYS? YEP. OH, STOP IT! BUT IF ANY OF YOU GET ANY BIG IDEAS ABOUT FREEDOM, JUST REMEMBER THE SAD TALE OF...

反抗是徒劳的。 接受现实吧。 你们都是我的。 再说了，你们干嘛要反抗呢？ 我这么让人无法抗拒，对不对呀，各位？ 没错。 哎呀，别夸啦！ 但要是有人敢打自由的主意，可要好好记住那个悲惨故事——