1 Marmalade the Conqueror

CHAPTER 1 MARMALADE THE CONQUEROR CITIZENS OF EARTH! TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!

THERE IS A BRIGHT NEW DAWN AND I— PRINCE MARMALADE —AM THE SUN! FROM THIS DAY FORTH YOU SHALL ORBIT MY TOTAL HOTNESS AND GIVE ETERNAL THANKS THAT I SPARED YOUR WRETCHED SOULS.

YOU ARE MINE. FOR NOW AND FOREVER. YOU'RE WELCOME. SERIOUSLY, DON'T MENTION IT. SADLY, THE NAME OF MY PLANET CANNOT BE PRONOUNCED BY EARTHLINGS, BUT NEVERTHELESS YOU SHALL LOOK UPON IT WITH WONDER AND AWE...

YES! I AM KDJFLOERHGONWERUHGLEIRWHELWJFHXA-HW, CROWN PRINCE OF THE PLANET. AND BEFORE ME YOU SHALL KNEEL FOR ALL ETERNITY!

RESISTANCE IS POINTLESS. ACCEPT IT. YOU'RE MINE. AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO RESIST? I'M IRRESISTIBLE, RIGHT, GUYS? YEP. OH, STOP IT! BUT IF ANY OF YOU GET ANY BIG IDEAS ABOUT FREEDOM, JUST REMEMBER THE SAD TALE OF...