坏蛋联盟 · 01 The Bad Guys
CHAPTER 8 SO, HOW ABOUT IT? Well, they certainly didn't seem very grateful, did they? They called me a SARDINE! I thought you WERE a sardine.
I'm not a SARDINE! I'M A PIRANHA, man! PIRANHA! Whatever. You're missing the point, guys. WE DID IT! We gave 200 dogs a whole new life. Doesn't that just make you feel AWESOME?! You really do hug WAY more than I'm comfortable with, man.
Aw, C'MON! You loved it! I KNOW you did! Tell me the truth- didn't it feel great to be the GOOD GUY for once? Tell me how it felt, fellas...
It actually felt... very nice. It felt better than nice. It felt... good. It felt WONDERFUL, man. But they still called me a SARDINE!!!
If you stick with me, little buddy, no-one will mistake you for a sardine ever again! You'll be Bolivia's most famous hero! Are you with me? Sure. But you'd better be right, chico. And what about you, big fella? I... I really liked being good. I'm in.
That just leaves you, handsome. What do you say? Want to be in my gang? Only if I have your word that there'll be no more hugging. I'll try, baby! But I'm not making any promises!
