坏蛋联盟 · 01 The Bad Guys
CHAPTER 2 THE GANG KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! OK. Are you ready to learn the truth? You'd better be, baby. Let's see who's here, shall we? Heeey! Look who it is! It's my good pal, MR SNAKE. You're going to love him. He's a real...
...sweetheart. METROPOLITAN POLICE DEPARTMENT SUSPECT RAP SHEET Name: Mr Snake Case Number: 354 22C Alias: The Chicken Swallower Address: Unknown Known Associates: None Criminal Activity: Broke into Mr Ho's Pet Store Ate all the mice at Mr Ho's Pet Store Ate all the canaries at Mr Ho's Pet Store Ate all the guinea pigs at Mr Ho's Pet Store Tried to eat Mr Ho at Mr Ho's Pet Store Tried to eat the doctor who tried to save Mr Ho Tried to eat the policemen who tried to save the doctor who tried to save Mr Ho Ate the police dog who tried to save the policemen who tried to save the doctor who tried to save Mr Ho Status: Very Dangerous. DO NOT APPROACH
Look at this face! Is this the face of a monster? I don't think so. This is ONE SWEET GUY. Will this take long, man? I've got mice to eat.
HA HA HA HA! What a joker this guy is! 'I've got mice to eat!' That's a good one. What a wise guy. HA HA HA. HA. HA.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! Hey! Who's that? What's going on here?
Take it easy. Have a cupcake. A cupcake? You got any mice? Enough with the mice, or I'll EAT YOU!
