The Mule that Mishears

The Mule that Mishears

A mule is tied to a pole with a rope. She hums a pleasant tune with her pure voice.

"I'll use your song as a cure." "You are cute." A mole says.

The mule mopes, "You want me to be mute?"

The mole cries. "I don't want you to be mute!" The mule says. "No, I don't need an ice cube!"