Chapter 10

10 Pigeon Poo Tastes Like Gone-off Milk (with Bits in It) 'Don't I know you?' one of the suited Humans said to Reginald Grimster. Reginald Grimster's face turned red. 'Err—' 'Yes, I do know you!' the Human Man squealed. 'We went to school together.' 'You must be mistaken—' 'It's Reginald Grimster, isn't it?' 'Erm... yes...'

鸽子的便便尝起来像变质的牛奶（里面有碎片）“难道我不认识你吗？”一个穿西装的人对雷金纳德·格里姆斯特说。 雷金纳德·格里姆斯特的脸变红了。 “嗯——”“是的，我认识你！人类尖叫道。 “我们是一起上学的。“你一定是弄错了——”“是雷金纳德·格里姆斯特，对吗？”“嗯… 是的……”

The Human Man sniggered and nudged his bald friend in the seat next to him. 'We were in PE once and a pigeon did a poo on his shoulder.' He turned to Reginald. 'What did we use to call you? Poo Face, wasn't it? Or was it Neck Poo?' 'Shoulder Poo, Reginald Grimster growled through gritted teeth. 'That's right!' The Man slapped his thigh and laughed again, leaning back into his chair. 'We even had a song, didn't we? How did it go?'

人类窃笑着，推了推坐在他旁边的秃顶朋友。 “有一次我们上体育课，一只鸽子在他肩膀上拉屎。”他转向雷金纳德。 “我们以前叫你什么？” 便便脸，是吧？或者是颈部洗发液？“肩膀屎，”雷金纳德·格里姆斯特咬着牙咆哮道。 “没错!”那人拍了拍自己的大腿，又笑了，向后靠在椅子上。 “我们甚至还有一首歌，不是吗？” 事情进展如何？”

'Shoulder Poo, Shoulder Poo, you got a shoulder poo-ooo.' Reginald Grimster said, his voice tiny as he glared at Dave. As the Human Man laughed and wiped tears from his eyes, Reginald Grimster mouthed the words 'I hate pigeons' at Dave. 'Need some help?' Fienne landed suddenly next to me. 'Fienne! Thank Pigeon you're here.' 'Where's Dave?' 'He's trapped down there!' I pointed to the hole in the ceiling. 'I want to see,' came a voice from behind Fienne. 'Who's that?' A patter of feet landed around me and Fienne, and suddenly the space above the

“肩膀便便，肩膀便便，你的肩膀便便了。”雷金纳德·格里姆斯特说，他瞪着戴夫，声音很小。 雷金纳德·格里姆斯特笑着擦干眼泪，对戴夫口齿说出“我讨厌鸽子”这几个字。 “需要帮忙吗？”费安突然落在我旁边。 “Fienne !谢谢鸽子，你来了。“戴夫在哪儿？”“他被困在下面了！”我指着天花板上的洞。 “我想看看。”费恩身后传来一个声音。 “那是谁?”一阵脚步声落在我和菲恩的周围，突然间，上面的空间

ceiling was filled with pigeons. 'They wanted to help,' Fienne said, shrugging. 'Can I see?' Swan asked, pushing under my wing. 'Swan! What are you doing here?' I said as she nodded at me. 'I thought you didn't do fieldwork?' 'You were so brave to help all these pigeons, Skipper,' she said. 'It was only right I did my bit.' 'If she gets to see, I want to see too,' came another voice.

天花板上飞满了鸽子。 “他们想帮忙，”费安耸耸肩说。 “我能看吗？”天鹅问，推到我的翅膀下面。 “天鹅!你在这儿干什么？”她朝我点了点头，我说。 “我以为你不做田野调查呢？”“船长，你救了这么多鸽子，真是太勇敢了，”她说。 “我做了我该做的。“如果她能看得见，我也要看得见，”另一个声音说。

'And me!' Pigeons clambered all over each other trying to reach the tiny hole in the ceiling tile. They pushed and shoved and bundled in on top of me and Fienne. Plop. 'What was that?' I asked. 'Oh no!' Swan's white feathers around her beak started to turn pink. 'I think I did a poo.' We looked down and saw a white blob floating in the teacup next to Reginald Grimster's old school friend.

“我!”鸽子争先恐后地爬向天花板瓷砖上的小洞。 他们推推搡搡，挤到我和菲恩身上。 扑通一声地。“那是什么？”我问。 “哦,不!”天鹅嘴周围的白色羽毛开始变成粉红色。 “我想我便便了。”我们低头一看，看见雷金纳德·格里姆斯特的老同学旁边的茶杯里漂浮着一个白色的斑点。

We watched as he picked up the cup and took a sip of tea. He shuddered, twisting his lips over his teeth. 'This tea tastes a bit funny.' 'The milk must have gone off,' the bald Human Man said. The school friend looked into his cup and swirled it around. 'But there's bits in it.' I turned to Swan, who looked horrified. 'I didn't mean to,' she said. 'You know it happens when I get nervous.' 'Silence, everyone,' Fienne whistled. 'I can't hear what's going on down there.' 'Perhaps we should move on to why you are here,' the bald Man said to Reginald Grimster. 'What's in the trolley?' The Human Men sat up and eyed the

我们看着他端起杯子，喝了一口茶。 他打了个寒颤，把嘴唇扭到牙齿上。 这茶尝起来有点怪。“牛奶一定变质了，”秃顶的人类说。 同学看了看杯子，转了一圈。 “但是里面有碎片。”我转向斯旺，他看起来吓坏了。 “我不是故意的，”她说。 “你知道我一紧张就会这样。“大家安静，”费安吹着口哨说。 “我听不见下面发生了什么。“也许我们应该谈谈你为什么在这里，”秃头男人对雷金纳德·格里姆斯特说。 “手推车里有什么？”人类坐起来，眼睛盯着