Chapter 3

3 The Plan that Involved Rain and which I, Dave Pigeon, called 'The Rain Plan' See? How much better is that chapter title now? Fine. you do the chapter titles, but stop butting in because I can't remember where I was.

这是一个涉及下雨的计划，我Dave Pigeon把它叫做“下雨计划”，明白了吗？ 现在的章节标题好了多少？ 很好。你来写章节标题，但别插嘴了，因为我不记得我读到哪里了。

I think you were just about to talk about my exceptional plan. DAVE! Dave's exceptional plan was simple. Did you type that? What? The bit about my exceptional plan being simple?

我想你正要说我的特别计划。 戴夫!戴夫的非凡计划很简单。 你打出来的吗？怎么啦？你说我的计划很简单吗？

Yes! Just checking. Do you want me to write you out of this story? You wouldn't!

是的!只是检查。你想让我把你从这个故事中剔除吗？ 你不会!

I'll cross out every 'Dave said' in this book. OK, OK. Don't get your feathers in a knotty nest, Skipper. I'll keep my beak shut. Pigeon's Promise.

我会划掉这本书里所有的“戴夫说过的话”。 好吧,好吧。斯基普，别惹麻烦。 我会闭嘴的。鸽子的承诺。

Dave's plan really was simple. We were going to wait until it rained.

戴夫的计划真的很简单。 我们打算等到下雨。

We would then drag Mean Cat's bed out of the house whilst she slept. The garden would flood with water from the torrential rain and we'd wave Mean Cat goodbye, as her beloved cat bed floated her away to the nearby river. The river would grow larger and deeper as the rain got heavier. Mean Cat would wake up at this point, but there would be nowhere for her to go

然后我们会在贱猫睡觉的时候把她的床拖出房子。 花园会被倾盆大雨淹没，我们会向刻薄的猫挥手告别，她心爱的猫床把她漂到附近的河里。 随着雨越来越大，河水越来越大，越来越深。 刻薄的猫会在这个时候醒来，但她无处可去