1. Plaque Attack!

Eerie Elementary Classes Are CANCELED! By Jack Chabert Illustrated by Matt Loveridge, based on the art of Sam Ricks

诡异的小学课程被取消了！作者：Jack chabbert马特·洛夫里奇（Matt Loveridge）根据山姆·瑞克斯（Sam Ricks）的作品改编

PLAQUE ATTACK! 1 "Everyone, please line up!" Sam Graves shouted. "No running!" Lucy yelled. "No pushing either!" Antonio added. It was morning outside Eerie Elementary. Sam and his best friends were standing on the front steps on hall monitor duty. They were making sure everyone lined up in an orderly fashion.

斑块攻击!“大家请排队！”山姆·格雷夫斯喊道。 “不要跑!”露西喊道。 “也不许推！”安东尼奥补充道。 这是一个早晨，在怪诞小学外面。 萨姆和他最好的朋友们站在前门台阶上值班。 他们确保每个人都有秩序地排队。

"Do you think our classmates think we're annoying?" Antonio asked. "They better not think we're annoying!" Lucy exclaimed. "Not after everything we've done for them!" It was true. Sam, Antonio, and Lucy had done a lot. At Eerie Elementary, hall monitors were different. They did more than just patrol the halls. It was their job to protect everyone. The hall monitors were the only students who knew the truth... Eerie Elementary was alive! It was a living, breathing thing that fed on students. A mad scientist named Orson Eerie designed the school. He had found a way to live forever— he became the school. Orson Eerie was the school, and the school was Orson Eerie!

“你觉得我们的同学觉得我们很烦人吗？”安东尼奥问道。 “他们最好别觉得我们烦人！”露西喊道。 “我们为他们做了那么多！”这是真的。 萨姆、安东尼奥和露西做了很多事。 在怪诞小学，大厅监控器是不同的。 他们不仅仅是在大厅里巡逻。 他们的职责是保护所有人。 只有大厅的班长知道真相。 怪诞小学还活着！它是一种活生生的东西，以学生为食。 一个名叫奥森·怪诞的疯狂科学家设计了这所学校。 他找到了一条长生不老的路——他变成了学校。 奥森·怪诞就是学校，而学校就是奥森·怪诞！

Eerie Elementary was almost one hundred years old. A stone plaque hung high above the front steps. There was a date on the plaque. 1923: the year the school had been built. Students stood lined up around the steps. They were waiting for the doors to open so school could begin.

怪诞小学有近百年的历史。 一块石碑高高挂在前面的台阶上。 匾上有个日期。 1923年：学校建成的那一年。 学生们在台阶周围站成一排。 他们在等门打开，这样学校就可以开始上课了。

Sam gazed up at the plaque. A twisted and tangled feeling suddenly spread inside Sam's gut. As hall monitor, Sam could sense things that other students couldn't. He could feel when something was wrong. Right now, Sam had that feeling. Just then, small bits of stone fluttered down, like winter snow. Sam watched as a thin crack sliced across the plaque... CRA-CRA-CRACK!

萨姆抬头盯着牌匾。 一种扭曲纠结的感觉突然在山姆的肚子里蔓延开来。 作为宿舍管理员，萨姆能感觉到其他学生不能感觉到的东西。 他能感觉到哪里出了问题。 现在，山姆就有这种感觉。 就在这时，小块石头像冬雪一样飘落下来。 萨姆看着牌匾上出现一道细细的裂缝…… CRA-CRA-CRACK !