2 The Sister Snag

Chapter 2 The Sister Snag Bad news. The only way we can go to Glo-Nuts World is if we take my sister. This is the worst thing ever.

坏消息。 我们能去果仁世界的唯一办法就是带上我妹妹。 这是有史以来最糟糕的事情。

Worse than sweatpants filled with poison ivy? Worse. Worse than our fourteen-page report on the history of dung beetles? Worse. Worse than a fire-breathing armadillo that has the power to control your mind to make him grilled cheese sandwiches while he sits on the couch and thinks he's invisible? Nothing is worse than that.

比爬满毒葛的运动裤还糟糕吗？ 更糟。比我们关于屎壳郎历史的14页报告还糟糕吗？ 更糟。比一只会喷火的犰狳更糟糕，它有能力控制你的思想，让你在他坐在沙发上以为自己隐形的时候给他做烤奶酪三明治吗？ 没有什么比这更糟糕的了。

Maybe we can pay your sister in gummy bears to pretend she went with us? Roby would never go for that. Can we leave her in a locker for the day? She's my sister, not a backpack. We have to make it work.

也许我们可以给你妹妹小熊软糖让她假装和我们一起去？ 罗比不会同意的。 我们今天能把她放在柜子里吗？ 她是我妹妹，不是背包。 我们必须让它成功。