2 The Sister Snag

Chapter 2 The Sister Snag Bad news. The only way we can go to Glo-Nuts World is if we take my sister. This is the worst thing ever.

Worse than sweatpants filled with poison ivy? Worse. Worse than our fourteen-page report on the history of dung beetles? Worse. Worse than a fire-breathing armadillo that has the power to control your mind to make him grilled cheese sandwiches while he sits on the couch and thinks he's invisible? Nothing is worse than that.

Maybe we can pay your sister in gummy bears to pretend she went with us? Roby would never go for that. Can we leave her in a locker for the day? She's my sister, not a backpack. We have to make it work.