鲨鱼与机器人 · 2 sleepaway clamps
Chapter 1 Bunkmates
第一章室友
I wanted to stay home all summer and write poetry. I wanted to go to Space Camp. We are exactly 496.2 miles away from Space Camp.
我想整个夏天都呆在家里写诗。 我想去太空营。 我们离太空营正好有496.2英里。
Want to hear a poem I wrote? Is it about Space Camp?
想听听我写的诗吗? 是关于太空夏令营的吗?
Am I a shark? Yes, I am. Am I a piece of cheese? No. I am not. Am I a pair of underwear waiting to be washed? No. I am not. I don't even wear underwear. Am I even listening to you? No. What did you say? I swim. I have fins. I have very sharp teeth. But AM I really a shark? YES, I AM! I am every shark. Except when I am no shark- alone in the ocean, waiting for the wave that never comes. The End
我是鲨鱼吗?是的,我是。我是一块奶酪吗? 否。我不是。我是一条等着洗的内裤吗? 否。我不是。我甚至不穿内裤。 我在听你说话吗? 否。你说什么?我游泳。 我有鳍。我有非常锋利的牙齿。 但我真的是鲨鱼吗?是的,我是!我是每一条鲨鱼。 除非我不是鲨鱼——独自在海里,等待那永远不会到来的海浪。 结束
Amazing, right? Strange, but I like it. Is the underwear too gross? It's gross, but it kept me listening.
惊人的,对吧?很奇怪,但我喜欢。 内衣是不是太恶心了? 很恶心,但让我一直在听。
