1 Dreaming

'Grimwood makes me laugh out loud? FRANK COTTRELL BOYCE GRUNOOD SHINK MOWSTER!! Bestselling COMEDY adventure from NADIA SHIREEN

“格里姆伍德让我放声大笑？” 弗兰克·科特雷尔·博伊斯·格鲁诺德萎缩怪物！！NADIA SHIREEN的畅销喜剧冒险

CHAPTER ONE Dreaming It was the middle of the night in Grimwood. The leaves on the trees glinted silver in the bright moonlight. All was quiet. All was still. 'AWOOGA, AWOOGA, AWOOOOOOGA!' shouted Sharon the Party Crow. She staggered through the forest, leaving a trail of glitter behind her. 'Where have you been, Shaz?' asked an inquisitive worm. 'Hen party,' said Sharon, peeling off her false eyelashes. 'It was OUTRAGEOUS! I laid a massive egg.' 'Wicked,' said the worm. Sharon's noisy arrival in Grimwood caused a bit of a kerfuffle. Animals started to wake from their deep sleep. 'Hoot, hoot, hoot!' said an owl. 'Tweet, tweet,' said a little sparrow. 'Woof,' said a weird frog.

第一章做梦这是格里姆伍德的半夜。 树上的叶子在明亮的月光下闪着银光。 一切都很安静。一切都很安静。 awooga, awooga, awooga ！派对乌鸦沙伦喊道。 她摇摇晃晃地穿过森林，身后留下一道闪光的痕迹。 “你上哪儿去了，沙兹？”一只好奇的虫子问。 “母鸡聚会，”莎伦说着，摘下了她的假睫毛。 “太过分了！”我下了一个很大的蛋。“邪恶，”虫子说。 沙伦在格里姆伍德的喧闹声引起了一点混乱。 动物们开始从沉睡中醒来。 “呜，呜，呜！”一只猫头鹰说。 “啾啾，啾啾，”一只小麻雀说。 “汪！”一只奇怪的青蛙说。

'Yummo, banana time!' said an ant who had just found a banana. 'Pipe down, everyone,' said another, much grumpier, owl. 'Some of us are trying to sleep!' The grumpy owl was called Frank, and he had been having an excellent dream where he had found a very rare record by legendary jazz musician Gonzo McDougall. 'You can have it for free!' said the shopkeeper. 'In fact, take all these expensive records for free, Frank. It's your lucky day. Hoot, hoot!' 'Oh, wow!' said Frank. 'This is the happiest day of my life!' But then the 'hoot-hooting' of the real-life owl woke him up,

“嗯，香蕉时间到了！”一只刚找到香蕉的蚂蚁说。 “大家安静点。”另一只脾气暴躁得多的猫头鹰说。 “我们中有人想睡觉！”这只脾气暴躁的猫头鹰名叫弗兰克，他做了一个美妙的梦，梦见他发现了一张由传奇爵士音乐家贡佐·麦克杜格尔录制的非常罕见的唱片。 “你可以免费使用！”店主说。 “事实上，这些昂贵的唱片都是免费的，弗兰克。 今天是你的幸运日。呵斥,呵斥!“哦，哇！”弗兰克说。 “这是我一生中最快乐的一天！”但随后，现实生活中猫头鹰的“呜呜”声把他吵醒了，

and when he realized it had all just been a dream, he was as annoyed as annoyed could be. Titus the stag was dreaming about finally winning the Grimwood Jamboree, a ruthlessly competitive annual jam- making competition. He entered every year, but always lost out to Cerise Lachance, a local beaver. In his dream, Titus was shaking the hoof of the chief judge– the Mayor of Grimwood– and smiling as a golden rosette was pinned to his front. The fact that Titus himself was the Mayor of Grimwood didn't seem to matter in dreamland. 'It's an honour!' said Titus. 'Your jam was quite marvellous,' said the other Titus. Then Titus opened his mouth to lick some jam from the jar, but his tongue just kept getting longer and longer, and suddenly the other Titus had turned into his old Geography teacher, and isn't it annoying when dreams go all weird like that? Willow, an extremely cute bunny, was sleeping next to her 153 brothers and sisters in their warren in Bunnyville, an area

当他意识到这一切只是一场梦时，他非常恼火。 雄鹿提图斯梦想着最终赢得格里姆伍德音乐节，这是一场残酷的年度果酱制作比赛。 他每年都参加比赛，但总是输给当地的海狸切里斯·拉奇斯（Cerise Lachance）。 在他的梦中，提图斯摇着首席法官——格里姆伍德市市长的蹄子，微笑着，胸前别着一个金色的玫瑰花环。 提图斯本人是格里姆伍德市长这一事实在梦境中似乎并不重要。 “这是我的荣幸！”提图斯说。 “你的果酱真棒，”另一个提图斯说。 然后提图斯张开嘴去舔罐子里的果酱，但他的舌头却越来越长，突然，另一个提图斯变成了他以前的地理老师，当梦变得如此奇怪时，不是很烦人吗？ 威洛是一只非常可爱的兔子，在邦尼维尔的沃伦，它和153个兄弟姐妹一起睡觉

'of Grimwood that had been taken over completely by cows bunnies. 'Zzzzap! Take that, losers! In the dream, she was a MASSIVE GIANT ROBOT BUNNY who could shoot lasers from her eyes, and she was stompin' through the Big City, blowin' up cars and dustbins and aliens and stuff. Wiggy the badger was snoring almost as loudly as his brothers Monty, Jeremy, Jeremy and Jeremy. He was dreaming about tucking into a large all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet. 'Mmm,' he dribbled. 'Eggs, sausage, beans, bacon, toast, mushrooms, tomatoes, chips, hash browns, onion rings and a burger thrown in for luck. Oh, and a strawberry milkshake.

格里姆伍德已经完全被奶牛兔子占领了。 “Zzzzap !接受吧，失败者！在梦里，她是一个巨大的机器人兔子，可以从她的眼睛里发射激光，她在大城市里跺着脚，炸毁汽车、垃圾箱、外星人和其他东西。 獾威吉的鼾声几乎和他的兄弟蒙提、杰里米、杰里米和杰里米一样响。 他梦想着大吃一顿自助早餐。 “嗯，”他运球说。“鸡蛋、香肠、豆类、培根、吐司、蘑菇、西红柿、薯片、土豆饼、洋葱圈和一个汉堡都可以带来好运。” 哦，再来一杯草莓奶昔。

Hooray!' He reached for the bottle of tomato sauce, and with an energetic sqthrpthrht! he squeezed it all over his food, all over his head, and then all over the room until he was swimming in a gloopy sea of ketchup. Over in the grey waters of the Small Pond, Ingrid the duck was floating serenely on her island of shopping trolleys. She and her husband, Sir Charles Fotheringay, wore matching silk eye masks and fluffy slippers. Ingrid was having one of her very favourite dreams. She was at a swanky awards ceremony, perched high above the stage. Nobody could see her. Beneath her stood her greatest rival, Tufty Honeycake, an annoying young duck with big eyes and shiny golden feathers. Tufty had taken all of Ingrid's acting jobs, and now she was winning an award for Best Actress, which was utterly preposterous.

万岁!”他伸手去拿那瓶番茄酱，猛地一扑！他把番茄酱挤在食物上，挤在头上，然后挤满了整个房间，直到他在番茄酱的海洋里游泳。 在小池塘那边灰色的水面上，鸭子英格丽德安详地漂浮在她的购物手推车岛上。 她和她的丈夫查尔斯·福瑟林盖爵士（Sir Charles Fotheringay）戴着相称的丝绸眼罩，穿着毛茸茸的拖鞋。 英格丽德正在做她最喜欢的一个梦。 她在一个时髦的颁奖典礼上，高高地站在舞台上。 没有人能看见她。在她下面站着她最大的对手，毛茸茸的蜜饼，一只令人讨厌的小鸭子，长着大大的眼睛和闪闪发光的金色羽毛。 塔菲把英格丽德所有的表演工作都抢走了，现在她又赢得了最佳女主角奖，这简直太荒谬了。